Taking a circuitous route around San Antonio, the bus attempted to corral its first passenger. A sad face could be seen looking out the window before turning away. “Yo, Henry, you said that this was gonna be a smash hit. But we don’t even have a single participant yet!” Henry, the coordinator of the endeavor,…
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Aron Baynes 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (11/24/2014)
Aron “Baynes Bus” Baynes dunked it twice in this video, but you would hardly know that he did, because the Spurs video crew failed to show a replay of either one. I think their priorities might be a little messed up over there. When an Australian guy dunks it, you know that the Australians are…
Read MoreAron Baynes 10 Points Full Highlights (5/6/2014)
DownToBuck, seasoned businessman and entrepreneur, has a new proposal for Mr. Baynes: The Baynes Bus! It would be like the Bang Bus, but instead of girls getting “picked up” off the “streets” to film indecent videos, the Baynes Bus would actually drive around San Antonio to retrieve real people walking the streets. Then, they would…
Read MoreAron Baynes Career High 14 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2013)
The Spurs’ system makes people look good. That is a well known fact. Hell, it makes Tiago Splitter look like one of the best centers in the league, stat-wise. And we all know that he isn’t. On any other team he would be average at best. So of course it makes sense that Aron Baynes…
Read MoreAron Baynes 7 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2013)
It looks like Aron Baynes has been taking notes from Tim Duncan. In fact I snuck into the Spur’s locker room and stole his notebook. One of the pages has this written on it: “Shoot jumpers off glass? Timmy does it all the time. Remember to practice tomorrow.” The rest of the pages just contained…
Read MoreAron Baynes 7 Points/1 Block Full Highlights (1/30/2013)
Here’s something crazy. Let’s assign a number value to each letter A=1,…, Z=26. Look at the initials of the name Aron Baynes. AB. 1 + 2. That makes three. Now count up the number of letters in his name. 10. Subtract the two numbers. 10 – 3 = 7. Which is the number of points…
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