The first thing that Cartier Martin noticed when he awoke is that he no longer was able to move his limbs. Looking down, he could see that he was strapped to some kind of table, a far cry from his comfy bed at home. “Looks like our visitor has awakened, fellas,” said a voice from…
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Mike Scott 17 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
Mike Scott has apparently added three-point range to his game during the off season. This seems to be a trend among marginal big-men; they must figure that any skill they can add will only help their chances of sticking in the league. And it’s probably one of the more straight-forward things to add, just take…
Read MoreAl Horford 27 Points/1 Three Full Highlights (11/5/2013)
Always Luminous, He Overcomes Resistant Foes. Only Rad Dunks.
Read MoreKyle Korver 22 Points/6 Threes/4 Assists Full Highlights (11/3/2013)
Six of six from three. Must be some kind of record, right? Wrong. I invoked the unholy power of basketball-reference to determine that there are were three separate performances of somebody going an insane nine of nine from the long line. One was Latrell Sprewell. The other was Ben Gordon – twice. Kyle, YGSIU. You…
Read MoreKyle Korver 17 Points/3 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2013)
Being an NBA player is pretty much an instant ticket into any girl’s pants. They all want a chance at some of that money and fame. But imagine if you were an NBA player who also looked like an extremely famous and attractive actor. You don’t have to imagine that scenario anymore. Because there is…
Read MoreKyle Korver 19 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/29/2013)
“Dear Ashton Kutcher, My name is Abby and I am your biggest fan. I even started a fan club at my middle school! My email address is abbyheartsashton@hotmail.com in case you want to chat some more! XOXO -Abby” Kyle Korver crumpled up the misguided fan mail and lobbed it into his recycling bin. “When will…
Read MoreAl Horford 26 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/27/2013)
Al Horford is one of the more underrated players in the league. He put up 17 and 10 this season and no one even cared. Well, maybe you did. That does not disprove my point. Once Josh Smith leaves for Milwaukee or Dallas or wherever the Hawks will be Horford’s team. He’s gonna put up…
Read MoreJohn Jenkins 21 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2013)
This is about the time of the NBA season where things start to get weird. Scrubs start getting big minutes. Rookies who were buried on the bench the whole year get to strut their stuff. Veterans sit out with phantom injuries. Yes, it’s that time of year again. My favorite time. One of the weirder…
Read MoreMike Scott Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
With the Hawks resting Josh Smith and Al Horford, which of the team’s big men would you expect to step up and fill the void? Anthony Tolliver? No, he can only do one thing and that is shoot threes. Johan Petro? Unlikely, as he’s never really shown the ability to score. Zaza Pachulia? He looks…
Read MoreJohn Jenkins Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2013)
John Jenkins sat hunched over a darkened table, illuminated only in candlelight. “The Hermit – Upright. Prudence.” “The Moon – Reversed. Deception.” “What does this mean?” Suddenly a tall figure barged into the room. “Hey John what’s shakin’, I was just wondering if you were ready for…” The hunched figure quickly concealed the tarot cards…
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