Shelvin, I know you’re reading this. No third-string point guard can resist reading what’s written about him on the internet. I want to make you a deal. I become your official highlight maker and distributor, and you send me a thousand bucks a week via money order. It’ll be perfect. Your name will get out…
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Josh Smith 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Josh Smith is one of those players who shouldn’t be taking jumpers. His three-ball is okay this year, but his midrange game is embarrassing and somebody should put a stop to it. For every ten of those wonky rainbow jumpers he takes from 19 feet, he makes fewer than three. It’s fine to take that…
Read MoreDahntay Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2013)
Dahntay “Mamba Killer” Jones has been talked about a lot lately. And not for his stellar scoring performances. In a few years he will be remembered only as “the dick who ended Kobe’s great career”. Better than not being remembered at all, I guess. But don’t forget that this dude can still actually play basketball….
Read MoreAnthony Tolliver 21 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2013)
I really shouldn’t have made this video. Last time I tried to make Anthony Tolliver highlights, only about 120 of you watched them. That’s like the lowest for any of my videos. Except for maybe Quincy Pondexter. Anyway, you guys were trying to send me a message, and that message was “we hate Anthony Tolliver…
Read MoreAl Horford Career High 34 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (2/27/2013)
“Big Al” vs. “Big Al”. Al Jefferson vs. Al Horford. Who wins? Horford, of course, because while Jefferson is a good player himself, he doesn’t really play defense. He simply doesn’t have a chance against Horford’s devastating array of jumpers and post moves. Even though he scored 34, Horford didn’t slack off on the defensive…
Read MoreAl Horford 27 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2013)
Enjoy these last few clips of Josh Smith throwing perfect passes to Al Horford for easy baskets. Because by this afternoon he will be traded to Miami for Shane Battier, Jarvis Varnado and 5 second round picks. Or something. I really can’t keep the trade rumors straight in my head. But it’s definitely something close…
Read MoreJohan Petro 10 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2013)
I don’t even really need to write a description for this one. No one’s going to watch it. Does anyone even realize that Johan Petro is still in the league? So if you’re watching this, sorry, I think you might be the only one. Hope you like it.
Read MoreKyle Korver 27 Points (8 Threes) Full Highlights (1/25/2013)
I love white three-point shooters. They’re my favorite type of player, because If I somehow by some accident made it into the NBA that’s what I would be. If any NBA talent scouts are reading this, please, don’t hesitate to get in contact with me. Kyle Korver has cemented himself as one of the very…
Read MoreMike Scott 11 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2013)
When I’m scrolling through box scores looking for good performances to showcase, I get annoyed when an Atlanta Hawk appears. Not that I have anything against the Hawks. It’s just that they use the crappiest camera angles in the league. Case in point: the first clip in this video. You can’t see anything! It’s like…
Read MoreJeff Teague Career High 28 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2013)
Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High. All he ever wanted. Was to hear his momma say. My baby Jeff. Score 28 in the NBA. Jeff Teague. Twenty-Eight Points. Career High. Jeff Teague. Smokin’ the Joints. Career High.
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