You prowlin’ through town You feeling’ the need To hit some guy up Purchase some weed If you be in Utah, The guy’s called Rodney Hood There are times when it’s cool to get a boner But if those times are when seeing naked dude You might be gay Growin’ and mowin’ Pimpin’ and sippin’…
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Giannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part IV)
Fourth and final installment of my Giannis rap series. Regret overcomes me like a black death-cloud Sorrow so acute I sob and wail aloud The abyss is deep like an ocean of fear I stare down, can I end it all here? I used up my good description idea too soon Giannis addicted to smoothies,…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part III)
Okay, I wrote the third rap in my Giannis Antetokounmpo rap tetralogy. “Gyroz & Smoothiez” When tha hankerin’ hits for some food Giannis know how to satisfy it good He don’t like to look at naked guys If you do I got a surprise In tha hood there’s a place called Papa Niko’s All kinda…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part II)
Here’s the second in my series of raps about Giannis Antetokounmpo. This one is called “Buck Brothahood”. Giannis and Jabari, two peas in a pod Saviors of basketball like real-life gods Do you ever think ’bout suckin’ a willy? Congratulations, you’re gay, you silly Smokin’ a fatty and ballin’ for cash These two G’s have…
Read MoreGiannis Antetokounmpo All 383 Field Goals Full Highlights (2014-2015 Season Bucketilation Part I)
In my never-ending efforts to make it big in the rap game, I have composed a few more rap songs in homage (homieage?) to the original homie, Giannis Antetokounmpo. If some of the big players in the rap scene want to contact me, do it through twitter. Be aware that if your inquiry includes emojis…
Read MoreRodney Hood Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2015)
After the problems I had down in Mississippi while shooting the “Reppin’ the Hood” music video with Rodney Hood, I’ve been kind of on edge lately. Every little noise was sounding like a siren, a siren attached to a cop car, a cop car pulling up to my place filled with pigs ready to arrest…
Read MoreRodney Hood 20 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2015)
From the streets of Meridian, a kid named Rodney Every time a ho sees him, she says “Pound Me” Do not gaze upon the form of a male nude Otherwise you’re definitely one homo dude He’s an NBA rookie for the Jazz But he hasn’t forgotten how to smoke the grass Probably already better than…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 20 Points Full Highlights (11/30/2014)
Ever since my label dropped me, I’ve been trying to get my rap career back on track. Mostly that involves me using hard drugs and accosting pedestrians for change, but I did manage to get back into my home studio to lay down some rhymes. When I say “home studio”, I actually just mean the…
Read MoreJeff Green All 46 Dunks Full Highlights (2013-14 Season Dunkilation)
It’s been a while since I updated you guys on my rap career. The people in LA aren’t as nice as the people in Wisconsin, but the record label guys want me to be here, so I guess I’ll be here for the time being. They also don’t want me posting my rhymes on the…
Read MoreDraymond Green Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2014)
My rap career is proceeding apace. I just wrote this gem for Draymond Green (original content do not steal): “Chillin’, just a rookie in the league Shooting twenty percent from trey If you like to look at men’s dongs It’s an indication that you’re gay Working hard to up his game PER no longer at…
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