Bobby Portis – DownToBuck

Bobby Portis 16 Points/1 Championship Full Highlights (7/20/2021)

https://youtu.be/ogx65J9yQM0 The Bucks are NBA champions and it’s making me feel feels that I don’t quite know how to process. I assume the pain coming from my chest and radiating down my arms is typical of the championship experience and not just a heart attack in progress. Anyway, to celebrate this occasion, I will give…

Bobby Portis 22 Points Full Highlights (7/1/2021)

https://youtu.be/XhZKhmWWRFk Bobby “Crazy Eyes” Portis was a DNP-CD in the final three games of the Bucks’ second-round series against the Nets. At the time I was befuddled by the decision to sit him, but, given the benefit of hindsight, I’m still a bit befuddled but not as befuddled as I was before. He had scored…

Bobby Portis 23 Points Full Highlights (4/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/M5GYO3fl7b0 The Bucks showed a graphic during the telecast which alleged that Bobby Portis was fifth in the league in three-point percentage. Maybe I’m just not as good a fan as I used to be, because I didn’t realize that Portis was close to the league leaderboard for 3P% at all. I knew he was…

Bobby Portis 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2020)

Bobby “Dang It Bobby” Portis went OFF at the beginning of this game. He had fourteen points in the first quarter, reminiscent of some of his more high-volume scoring outbursts from his time with the Bulls (a time which was not marked only by punching Nikola Mirotic in the face, but which was also marked…

Bobby Portis 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)

Bobby Portis was a good player for Arkansas back in his college days. As such, one would expect him to still have some fans from those days. Right? I’m assuming that he had fans there in the first place, which is almost a certainty, unless that program simply doesn’t have any fans at all (I…

Bobby Portis 19 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2020)

It’s only been a few minutes, but I’m already really starting to regret making this video. YouTube has this fancy thing where it shows you realtime views per minute on stuff you uploaded (back when I started, the only way you found out about view counts on your videos was when YouTube mailed you a…

Bobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (1/14/2020)

Bobby Portis is one of those few players who just absolutely has no fans. At least, no fans who are willing to watch highlight videos of him on YouTube. I don’t know what kind of a person you would have to be to be a fan of a player but not want to watch a…

Bobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (1/3/2020)

I just want to say something, maybe it’s not going to be about Bobby Portis, but this is my video, I can put whatever I want in the description and no one can stop me, so there: Red Gatorade isn’t even good. To clarify, since there may be multiple varieties of Gatorade that are a…

Bobby Portis 30 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2019)

Bobby Portis really statpadded at the end of this game to get a thirty-burger. It’s not really his fault that his coach decided to play him during trash time, but I’m just saying. He took the opportunity playing against the Heat’s bench unit to get buckets (23 points worth of buckets) without pressure. He did…

Bobby Portis 28 Points/2 Bangs Full Highlights (10/28/2019)

Man, if the Knicks faithful are so easily worked into a frenzy by a player of Bobby Portis’ caliber, imagine how much they’d be freaking out on a regular basis if they had someone like, oh, Kevin Durant or Kyrie Irving. It would be pandemonium every single night. I’m trying to kick Knicks fans while…