Boston Celtics – Page 18

Kelly Olynyk Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/20/2017)

Kelly Olynyk really left it all out on the court tonight. The court that he called home for four years, now the site of a new triumph, a dominating offensive performance against the team that spurned him. The crowd that once cheered him, now sitting in stunned silence, their confused minds wondering if this is…

Jayson Tatum 19 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2017)

Jayson Tatum’s ROTY of the year chances are extremely slim this year, given the combined presences of Ben Simmons, Donovan Mitchell, and Kyle Kuzma. But it seems like a waste to have a player have such an efficient, impressive rookie season and come away from it without any sort of trophy or accolade. So I…

Aron Baynes 17 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Aron Baynes AKA The Baynes Bus AKA Masturbaynestion AKA The Big Baynger AKA All of Australia pretty much took advantage of the defensive woes of his similarly-pigmented counterpart, Mason Plumlee, this entire game. If people weren’t finding him on pick and rolls for mammoth dunks or less mammoth layups (“LAMEups”), he would space out and…

Jaylen Brown 26 Points Full Highlights (12/13/2017)

Jaylen Brown is slumping. Not badly, but noticeably. We all knew it was going to happen, somewhere in the back of our minds, but we didn’t want it to happen. We wanted so badly for him to come out of nowhere (as far out of nowhere as a high first-round pick can come from) and…

Jayson Tatum 20 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)

I didn’t even realize that Jayson “Jason Taytum” Tatum was leading the league in three-point percentage until it was brought up during this game. I thought that the guys doing the broadcast for ESPN were so afraid of losing their jobs that they would say any stat that they thought would attract more viewers, so…

Daniel Theis 12 Points Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

Daniel Theis vs. Maxi Kleber: who is the better German rookie? In this description I will factually analyze the facts with analysis and give you an official verdict so that you don’t have to try to form opinions yourself. SCORING: Theis is averaging 4.3 PPG. Kleber is averaging 3.9 PPG. Any moron should be able…

Marcus Smart 23 Points/6 Threes/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/27/2017)

There aren’t enough intensifying adjectives to describe how poorly Marcus Smart is shooting the ball this season. And I know this topic has been beaten into the ground already, but I don’t care. 40 percent shooting is probably out of the question for him as a player, this year or any year, but dipping below…

Terry Rozier Career High 23 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2017)

For some reason I was getting the impression that Celtics fans weren’t too pleased with how “Scary” Terry Rozier was performing this year. I don’t watch tons of Celtic games, but it looks like he’s had a few good games already this season. The problem is, he’s shooting 34 percent on the season from the…

Jaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (11/20/2017)

Jaylen Brown has made some nice progress this season. His progress is so nice, in fact, that I’m going to ignore it and instead bring up the stuff he sucks at. First point of suckage: passing. This dude just doesn’t get assists. It’s not like he’s a super-unwilling passer, we’re not at Nick Young level…

Jaylen Brown 27 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2017)

I thought that maybe this would be the game that ended the Celtics’ streak at 14 wins in a row. Atlanta came out hot, got a big early lead, but of course they’re the Hawks and the Celtics are the Celtics so it didn’t last too long. I’m always down to glory in the demise…