If it turns out that Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks are indeed shorter than they were during the regular season, which the photographic and videographic evidence clearly indicates, then I officially demand a refund. I want my money back. I didn’t pay the big bucks so I could watch inferior dreadlocks on display. Crowder’s are still among…
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Kelly Olynyk 26 Points Full Highlights (5/15/2017)
From playing synthesizers in a British Columbian Prog band called Starcubism to being the deciding factor in a game 7 of the NBA playoffs, Kelly Olynyk has come a long way in the world. The man who once contributed keyboards and songwriting to the seminal release “Visions of Mars (Cubistic Journey Part I)”, the first…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 27 Points Full Highlights (5/12/2017)
If I was Avery Bradley, I would be pissed off. Not just because my team lost the game, but because my apparently “clutch” shot with 39 seconds left in the game became significantly less clutch after three more shots were subsequently made by other players. Bradley was supposed to be the hero, but Beal, Horford,…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 29 Points Full Highlights (5/10/2017)
Usually, when a player scores a large amount of points in the first half of a game (in Avery Bradley’s case, 25), I am unable to control my body’s natural responses to the event and I lose the ability to control my hype. My BHL (blood hype level) spikes and I will behave erratically, then…
Read MoreTerry Rozier 16 Points Full Highlights (5/7/2017)
You know what disgusts me? Sportsmanship. When John Wall brutally undercut Terry Rozier on a dunk attempt, instead of allowing himself to be helped up, Rozier should’ve gotten to his feet as quickly as possible, squared himself, and punched Wall right in the nuts. Sportsmanship is for pansies and foreigners. Back in the NBA of…
Read MoreAvery Bradley 24 Points Full Highlights (4/26/2017)
Avery Bradley: could he ever score twenty points per game? Right now he flies under the radar for most fans, but he’s a deceptively good scorer, even if he’s excised the “just inside the three-point line” two-pointers that he was so fond of a few years ago. In fact, I’d say he’s one of the…
Read MoreGerald Green 18 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2017)
These highlights are pretty good. Gerald Green, 18 points, a playoff career high? He even dunked it in this one, which is kind of weird since he barely dunked at all during the regular season. Yup, all in all, a pretty damn solid highlights package. But I’m thinking about how much more hyped I would…
Read MoreGerald Green 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
With this game, Gerald Green has increased his dunk total for the season from 5 to 8. There will be no dunkilation. He’s still got the hops. Maybe not as many hops as he had in his first year in Phoenix (go watch the dunkilation from that season RIGHT NOW), but he can still get…
Read MoreJae Crowder 24 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
Last night I had a dream that I lived in a house made entirely out of Jae Crowder’s dreadlocks. I probably ate too many cheesy-flavor potato chips before bed or something, but that doesn’t matter. I would gorge on chips every night of the week if it meant I got to spend five hours of…
Read MoreMarcus Smart 18 Points/5 Threes/7 Assists/6 Steals Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
At this point, there is nothing you can say or do to Marcus Smart that will make him stop taking so many threes. That’s just who he is. You want all the other stuff he brings to the table, then you deal with the big pile of bricks. It does no good to complain about…
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