Just call me Nostrabuckus. A mere three weeks ago, I wrote these words in a description on a Brandon Jennings video: “The time has come to find a new team for Brandon Jennings.” Not only did I successfully predict that he would be traded, I also correctly presaged his destination and got most of the…
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Brandon Jennings 22 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2016)
The time has come to find a new team for Brandon Jennings. The Pistons, it seems, are content to have Reggie Jackson be their PG of the future, and if Brandon stays, he faces a career of languishing on the bench. That cannot be allowed to transpire. With the trade deadline coming up, I’ve figured…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 20 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2016)
The 2009-10 Rookie of the Year award was a three-man race by the end. Two of those players, Tyreke Evans and Brandon Jennings, faced off tonight, both long departed from their original teams. Tyreke showed why he was ROY; he put up 22 and 10, compared to the still-recovering Brandon’s 20 and 5. The voters…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/4/2016)
It happened again. Same as last time. I was watching the Pistons game, you know, cause I love me some Anthony Tolliver, and Brandon Jennings checked in. My breath caught in my chest a bit, and my extremities got all tingly, but otherwise I was fine. I had prepared myself for this, and the sight…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 29 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/14/2014)
Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u take any shot u want and who give a fuk about the coach #justchuckerthings Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u chuck urself off a team #justchuckerthings Brandon Jennings @BRAND0NJENNINGS – 14 Nov 2014 When u take 15 shot a game but u dont…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 24 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2014)
Will Bynum approached his teammate after practice. “Hey, Brandon, wanna hit the weight room?” Brandon made a great show of being tired after the intense scrimmage. “Yo, man, I’d love to, but I’m just wiped. Maybe some other time.” “You can’t go the whole season without lifting, Brandon. Come on, just for a bit,” Will…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 30 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2014)
In talking with my psychiatrist and psychologist friends, of which I have many, there seems to be agreement that Brandon Jennings is 100% stark raving insane. He routinely says things that have no basis in reality. I’m paraphrasing these quotes, but the sentiments behind them have legitimately taken hold in Jennings’ addled brain. “Detroit is…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 26 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (12/20/2013)
Brandon “Swaggy B” Jennings is pretty much the second coming of Baron Davis. Both can put up gaudy scoring numbers while shooting poorly from the field, and both can get some nice assist totals when they feel like it. Of course, I’m talking about prime Baron Davis; today’s Baron Davis is a donut-laden, flannel-shirt wearing…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2013)
Bucks fans are currently experiencing the benefits if what’s called a “contract year push”, courtesy of Brandon Jennings. He’s realized that if he wants to get paid big bucks (hehe), that he has to becoming a better distributor while also scoring somewhat efficiently. But whichever team gets him next year won’t be getting this iteration…
Read MoreBrandon Jennings 11 Points/Career High 19 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2013)
This game calls into question everything I thought I knew about Brandon Jennings. He’s supposed to be a low-intelligence chucker with bad court vision and average playmaking ability. A skinny guy with little in the way of traditional point guard skills who once made a video of himself dancing to a Lady Gaga song. But…
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