Well, I like Allen Crabbe. I don’t care if anyone else does. In fact, it’s better that no one else does, so that I can have this Crabbe Feast all to myself. While everyone else is falling all over themselves trying to get a nibble of one of James Harden’s pubes, I’ll be over here…
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Joe Harris 24 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2019)
I feel cheated right now. Cheated and abused. Joe Harris hit seven three-pointers in the first half of this game. He was on pace to tie or break the NBA record. However, instead of doing that very attainable thing, he didn’t make a three-pointer in the second half. In fact, he only attempted ONE shot…
Read MoreJoe Harris 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/8/2019)
This is Joe Harris’ SEVENTH nineteen-point game of the season. Seventh! I’m starting to think that he’s doing this on purpose to torment me, because he knows that I consider a twenty-point game to be way more exciting than a nineteen-point game. There’s no other reason why he would fail to break through the twenty-point…
Read MoreTreveon Graham 16 Points Full Highlights (2/6/2019)
Longtime DTB viewers may remember my campaign promise from the 2016 highlight-maker presidential election to make sure that every one of my videos was over a minute long. Like most campaign promises, my words were empty; while I have made some effort to boost too-short video over the one-minute mark and to avoid entirely the…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 24 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)
Shabazz Napier set his mail down on his kitchen table without giving it a second thought. All his bills were paid online, and all other important things went through his agent, so there was no point in looking at it. However, as he readied his afternoon snack of a bowl of unsalted, unbuttered popcorn covered…
Read MoreShabazz Napier 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2019)
Shabazz “Shabazzledazzle” is one of the biggest chuckers on the Nets, although you wouldn’t realize it when you look at the stats because his minutes are low and kind of sporadic. Only when you look at the roster’s scoring per 36 minutes does the trend become apparent: Napier (19.6) is just slightly behind the high-scoring…
Read MoreEd Davis 17 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
True statophiles will already know this, but for those uninitiated in the sacred art of looking at basketball-reference for five hours a day, let me clue you in: Ed Davis is the best offensive rebounder in the league this year. On a per minute basis, at least. Andre Drummond is probably still a little better…
Read MoreTheo Pinson 19 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)
I’m a big fan of performances where a player scores a big chunk of their entire season output prior to the game in a single game. I’m rereading that sentence and it’s not making much since, and I can’t figure out how to phrase it better, so how about an illustrative example! Theo Pinson had…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 29 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)
I haven’t yet heard any murmurings about Spencer Dinwiddie being a candidate for 6MOY of the Year this season. As always, that doesn’t mean that the murmurings aren’t there, but if they are, they must be pretty soft, because I’m hearing all sorts of murmurings all the time. It’s actually quite annoying, I’ll just be…
Read MoreJoe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2019)
This is the sixth game this season that Joe Harris has scored nineteen points. What’s his problem, anyway? Does he not realize that twenty points is way better than nineteen, due to twenty being in the “twenties” and nineteen being in the “teens”? Is he too stupid to know how math works? Does he not…
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