When is Joe Harris going to score 20 points in the NBA? I’ve got the biggest case of blue balls ever right now, except instead of sexual frustration it’s Joe Harris never scoring 20 points frustration. I thought for sure he was gonna do it tonight, he had SO MUCH TIME to get the few…
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Rondae Hollis-Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
Rondae Hollis-Jefferson has quickly jumped to the top of my personal “most annoying NBA players to make highlights of” list. Players who appear on the list often shoot too many free throws, make too many layups (“LAMEups”), and are too unpopular to drive view counts by themselves. Players on the list get bonus annoying points…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 25 Points Full Highlights (11/3/2017)
The blame for me having to make this highlight video lies squarely on the Los Angeles Lakers players who were too unskilled/uncoordinated or simply too dumb to avoid fouling Allen “Crabbey Patty” Crabbe on his three-point attempts. That’s seven whole points that Crabbey Patty acquired simply by shooting free throws. If you take the seven…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 33 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2017)
I’m not really a big supporter of the whole “inundate addiction-prone kids with tons of candy and sugar” aspect of Halloween. I don’t usually have principles, but these are kids we’re talking about here. They don’t even know how bad those mass-produced pseudo-chocolate sugar bombs are for them. So it’s up to responsible adults to…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (10/31/2017)
What’s up with Rondae Hollis-Jefferson this year? I ragged on him so much for his janky-ass offensive game last season, and he hasn’t really changed it, but it’s working so much better now. Those god-awful short midrange jumpers that are garbage? They’re going in. I can’t believe it. Is this sustainable? He had a single-handed…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2017)
So just a few days ago, Spencer Dinwiddie scored a then-career-high 22 points, but I failed to indicate that fact in the title of the video I made for the performance. Instead of looking up his actual career high like a sane person, I relied on a faulty memory I had of him scoring 24…
Read MoreJoe Harris 16 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2017)
This is Joe Harris’ year. I can feel it. All the Nets need to do is use him like the Heat use Wayne Ellington, just run him off screens and have him pop three-pointers and don’t expect him to rebound the ball or get assists or play defense. Use him that way for twenty to…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 18 Points Full Highlights (10/29/2017)
I have seen a nickname for Rondae Hollis-Jefferson which I do not understand: “Ronbae”. My limited research indicates that “bae” has entered the urban vernacular as a term of endearment for one’s significant other or for an exceptionally attractive person. That part makes sense to me. I’m not one of those English-language purists whose latent…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 22 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/25/2017)
My perception of Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie is significantly skewed by the fact that I only pay attention to him when he has good games, and if he has a bad game I don’t even realize it happened. Case in point: I thought Din-Dins was having a breakout season, and I suppose he sort of is,…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 29 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
D’Angelo Russell (who has probably outgrown the “D’Angelo Bustell” nickname, at least from my end) didn’t have an exceedingly efficient game last night, going 9-of-25 from the field after draining four quick three-pointers in the first quarter, but, you know what? 29 points is 29 points. You can deny it all you want, but the…
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