The Nets are currently the highest-scoring team in the league. If you’re a future visitor to this video, first, I bet the future is really awesome, and second, we’re currently just four games into the season, so the Nets being in front at this stage doesn’t mean a whole lot. The real mind-blowing thing about…
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Caris LeVert 16 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)
I was tempted not to make this video because it features more free throws (6) than made field goals (5). That’s pretty much my official benchmark for deciding if there are too many free throws in a video. The only reason I caved is because I suddenly remembered that Caris LeVert is like a mini…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 20 Points Full Highlights (10/22/2017)
Allen Crabbe is getting paid hella bucks. You know it, the Nets know it, my cat Japurri Purrker knows it, and Crabbe himself is especially aware. The Nets are the ones who offered him that contract in the first place, so I’m sure that they’re not too bothered, but I feel like the average fan…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 16 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (10/20/2017)
At the end of last season, Spencer “Din-Dins” Dinwiddie showed us something. Not only did he show us that a player with a 70’s-era fro/moustache combo can look cool in the 2010’s, he showed us that he has a little bit of game as a tall, rangy point guard who can shoot and pass. Now,…
Read MoreTrevor Booker 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
I think this video sets the record for most buckets scored off of tip-ins/putbacks/offensive rebounds in a single highlight video. I don’t exactly feel like going back to count all the times that Booker totally dominated the Pacers with his hustle and energy on the glass, but I can state with relative confidence that he…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 30 Points Nets Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2017)
I, for one, am interested to see what happens when D’Angelo Russell gets transported from an immature, out-of-control locker room situation to a locker room that’s held down by scary-looking veterans (DeMarre Carroll) and which doesn’t have as many highly-touted young prospects populating it. Opportunities for illicitly recording teammate’s private conversations will certainly be less,…
Read MoreArchie Goodwin 20 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
Archie Goodwin’s final averages for his time with the Brooklyn Nets this season: 8/2/2 on 56% shooting in fifteen minutes per game. That’s something to build on, but then again, Archie Goodwin repeatedly has had seasons that are worth building on, and he has yet to do any actual building. Next year with the Nets…
Read MoreSpencer Dinwiddie 19 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)
Fred Hoiberg walked into his hotel bedroom after a disappointing loss to the Nets and immediately noticed that a letter had been left for him on the desk. Curious as to who would be using such an outmoded method of communication, he tore open the unmarked envelope and read the letter inside: “Dear Fred, I…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 19 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2017)
The Brooklyn Nets keep winning games. Most teams as bad as they are have fully embraced the tanking lifestyle by this point in the season, but since they don’t own their own pick, they can tell their players to play hard and try to actually win games. It’s kind of refreshing, actually. And it doesn’t…
Read MoreCaris LeVert 20 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2017)
The Nets season is, mercifully, coming to an end. Better luck next year, bros, because you can just forget all about this one. Did anything go right for them at all? I guess Brook Lopez was pretty solid. And some of their young talent didn’t totally crash and burn when given more opportunity then they…
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