I understand if maybe you have not watched the Brook Lopez highlights I have made in the past. Blopez isn’t the most exciting player; consistent, yes, but not exciting. His team sucks, and maybe you prefer to not be reminded of their existence. Sometimes real life gets in the way and you don’t have the…
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Shane Larkin 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
I think that I’m probably setting some kind of record by making five highlight videos from the same team on the same night. If Guinness world records doesn’t keep track of this record, they should start soon because I just set it. Maybe I can even go on that TV show they have where people…
Read MoreThomas Robinson Career High 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
If you’re a fifth overall pick and your career high is eighteen points, that can only mean one thing: you’re a bust. And at this point, Thomas Robinson isn’t even the Evan Turner kind of bust where they still play an important role even if they’re never going to live up to their draft slot….
Read MoreWillie Reed 14 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Willie “Not Willis” Reed looks a lot like Greg Monroe. It’s almost uncanny. When I turned this game on and saw his face, my first thought was “sweet we finally traded that ballhog to the Nets”. Imagine my disappointment when it turned out to just be some random backup big thrust into the starting role…
Read MoreMarkel Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
That little voice in my head keeps being right. I was all set to write “Career High” in the title of my last Markel Brown vid, where he scored a then career high 21 points. I was this close to doing it. My left pinkie was on the shift key, and my left index finger…
Read MoreManu Ginobili 22 Points Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Take THAT, Father Time! If he thinks he can take out Manu Ginobili with nothing more than big ol’ kick right in the nuts, he’s got another thing coming. Not only did Manu not retire, he came back in only a few weeks and put up 22 points in 15 minutes in his return! This…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 19 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (3/5/2016)
Is this the first time ever that a team has fielded a lineup composed entirely of scrubs in a game not occurring at the very end of the season? Because there’s still like a quarter of the season left, and the Nets just trotted out the most baffling collection of players I’ve ever bore witness…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 17 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2016)
The list of adjectives allowed for use in describing Bojan Bogdanovic has received a new entry: choker. This new adjective joins words such as “White”, “Croatian or Bosnian”, “Balding”, and “Pasty”. The adjective list doesn’t get expanded without good reason, and in this case, we have a very good reason: Bojangles was given three free…
Read MoreMarkel Brown 21 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2016)
I was all set to write off Markel Brown in the NBA after his DNP-laden start to the year. When a second-year player can’t get minutes on one of the worst teams in the league, that’s when you start writing their epitaph. In this case, his epitaph was going to be “R.I.P. in peace Markel,…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 24 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2016)
Joe Johnson has been banished from Brooklyn. His overpaid face will never again grace the corridors of the Barclays center, except as a member of another team. His locker will soon be used by a D-Leaguer on a 10 day contract, and that player will not care that his is the former locker of Iso…
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