OFFICIAL REASONS THAT MICHAEL PORTER JR. DIDN’T AVERAGE 15 PPG THIS SEASON POWER RANKINGS 1. Paul Millsap Paul Millsap ruined the Nuggets with the combination of his huge contract, his athletic decline, his statistical impotence, his skillset reduncancy with other members of the Nuggets roster, and with his overall ruinistic tendencies. And not only did…
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Jarell Martin All 43 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
If there was any lingering doubt that DownToBuck is, and will always be, YouTube’s preeminent supporter of the NBA’s most fringetastic role-players, let that doubt now be cast into the searing flame-pits of enlightenment. With the uploadment of this highlight video, which will tantalize the viewer with a videographic record of every made field goal…
Read MoreDirk Nowitzki All 135 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
The tall German man stood uncertainly at the head of the vast aisle of freezer units which extended in front of him. Despite being much taller than his wife, his fearful demeanor made it seem as if he was cowering behind her like a child, even though he was just standing behind her normally. “I’m…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic All 160 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
Boban Marjanovic stood at his gate in Philadelphia International Airport, keeping an eye on the long airport down which hundreds of travelers were coming and going. Vaguely, he could feel the stares of his fellow Dallas-bound passengers on him. He wished he could sit down to reduce his apparent height, but none of the seats…
Read MoreMarkelle Fultz All 65 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
“Thanks for inviting me to come work out with you,” Markelle Fultz said to his teammate Joel Embiid. “I know I haven’t been around the team much so it means a lot that you still want to, like, include me.” Joel looked up from his phone. “Trust me, I know what it’s like to be…
Read MoreBruno Caboclo All 96 Field Goals Full Highlights (2018-19 Season Bucketilation)
The sound of a clanging metal door roused Leandro Barbosa from his semi-catatonic state. Groggily propping himself up on the uncomfortable tile floor to stare through the window of his cell, he saw the unconscious body of his countrymate Nene being muscled through the lab by two large henchmen. Within seconds, Nene had been dragged…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic All 79 Field Goals Full Highlights (2017-18 Season Bucketilation)
King Marjanovic idly gazed out onto the grand stone hall in front of him, relaxed and content in his own power. A soothing breeze flowed through open doors into the stuffy throne room, carrying on it the scent of apples and plums from the royal orchards situated nearby. Feeling the sudden urge for a snack,…
Read MoreThon Maker All 83 Field Goals Full Highlights (2016-17 Season Bucketilation)
Thon Maker, at this particular moment, was very thankful for the extremely dark tone of his skin. His trip to Perth was not a secret, but his middle-of-the-night excursion to the campus of his former high school, Aranmore Catholic College, was very secret indeed. As long as he stayed outside the range of the occasional…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part V)
Karl-Anthony was first to reach the plateau. At its far end, there was indeed a fire burning in a pit, but now he could see that there was also a small wooden residence built along the one of the plateau’s sides. The full midday sun exposed its every detail even at this far distance. He…
Read MoreKarl-Anthony Towns All 625 Field Goals Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Bucketilation Part IV)
The swirling clouds of sand had made the way forward extremely difficult to discern. They would make incremental forward progress along what they thought was the path, only to be forced to backtrack when finding themselves surrounded by rocks on all sides. Hope of ever finding the whereabouts of the wizard while embroiled in this…
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