Why does Carlos Boozer yell so much? He yells at everything on the court, no matter what it is. Person driving into the paint? Just yell “AAAAAAAAAHHHH” at him and point rather than defending. Driving to the basket yourself? If anybody grazes your body, or even if they don’t: “AAAAHHH!!’ Sitting on the bench? Provide…
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Carlos Boozer 17 Points Lakers Debut Full Highlights (10/28/2014)
Carlos banged his fist on the desk in anger. “What do you mean, ‘quarterly losses of 22 million?’” I thought you said this was a sure thing, Travis!” Travis, CEO of Booze Cruise Unlimited, shrunk away from his angry investor. “It is, Carlos, it is. We just need more money. People love you, man, and…
Read MoreCarlos Boozer 26 Points Full Highlights (11/25/2013)
Want to get away? Work-related stresses taking their toll? That fat chick from HR won’t stop hitting on you? Take a relaxing trip on our first-class superliner, “The Booze Cruise”. Spend 5 days and 4 nights in luxuriant splendor on the open seas of Lake Michigan. The ship has many amenities to help you take…
Read MoreCarlos Boozer 21 Points Full Highlights (5/10/2013)
Carlos Boozer @MisterCBooz 11 May just cuz my name is carlos dont mean im hispanic smh #smh Carlos Boozer @MisterCBooz 11 May damn @NazrMohammed just went fuckin crazy lol #terrorists #alqaeda Carlos Boozer @MisterCBooz 11 May @carmeloanthony my jumpers taste like honeynut cheerios cuz guess where my hands been #tunatown Carlos Boozer @MisterCBooz 11 May…
Read MoreCarlos Boozer 22 Points/16 Rebounds Full Highlights (4/25/2013)
Carlos “Booze Cruise” Boozer seems to be a good player, if you just look at his stats. 22 points! 16 rebounds! Holy buckets! However, Bulls fans hate his guts. How could a player who averages 16 and 10 be an object of such deep consternation? I took to the internet to find out. Below are…
Read MoreCarlos Boozer 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2013)
It is my impression that Bulls fans aren’t very happy with Carlos Boozer’s play their team. But you take a look at his stats and think “Wow what are they complaining about, the Booze Cruise is putting up really nice numbers!”. But stats don’t tell the whole story. The story that goes something like this:…
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