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Cedi Osman 22 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

OFFICIAL DTB ANNOUNCEMENT: Tonight DTB decided to treat himself to a fast food feast consisting of a two-thirds pound bacon cheeseburger, an order of cheddar bacon fries, and a small coca-cola. It was all very tasty while it was being consumed. Greasy, but tasty. Unfortunately, the large volume of food is having detrimental effects on…

Cedi Osman 19 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2019)

Cedi “Bootleg LeBron Replacement” Osman could very well be on the fringes of the MIP Improved Player race this season, and I’m not just saying that because the Cavaliers broadcast had a fancily-made graphic that convinced me of the legitimacy of his candidacy. Okay, so maybe the fancy graphic did sway me a little bit,…

Cedi Osman 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2019)

The box-score says that Cedi Osman scored 21 points in this game, and watching this video while tallying up the buckets also results in a total of 21 points, but under DownToBuck’s Revised and Super-Accurate Basketball Scoring Method (DTBRASABSM), he only scored 15. Why, you ask? Because two of his three-pointers should not have gone…

Cedi Osman 27 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)

I feel like Cedi Osman is making a run at trying to be the number one option for the Cavaliers. I figure he might as well, since the Cavaliers aren’t going to be good no matter who their first option is, and he might never get a chance like this again in his career. He…

Cedi Osman 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/21/2019)

Cedi “Osric Tentacles” Osman has been playing a bit better since his disastrous November and dismal December. He’s still not anywhere near being an adequate replacement for LeBron James (who is recently re-earning his nickname of “NoDefense Suckballs” [or LeBroken-Jumper Flame-Out]), but if you squint really hard, you can kinda see that Osman has turned…

Cedi Osman 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

It’s great that Cedi Osman spent a bunch of time this summer working out with LeBron James and learning all his secrets. You can totally tell that he’s absorbed some of that LeBron mojo and unleashed it on unsuspecting teams this season. But there’s also a problem with spending too much time with LeBron. Tell…

Cedi Osman Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2019)

A quick reminder to LeBron James: while it’s very kind of you to transfer your powers of basketballing to Cedi Osman so he can use them while your “groin” is “injured” (code for “he jacked it too much”), you have to remember to take them back when it’s time for the All-Star game. Even if…

Cedi Osman Career High 25 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/23/2019)

The great thing about highlight videos on YouTube is that it means you don’t have to slog through depressing games played by the team your favorite player is on to enjoy said favorite player. Like, imagine you’re in a country, I don’t know what that country is, maybe it’s more like a region, whatever, but…

Cedi Osman 20 Points Full Highlights (1/13/2019)

I feel like, if you’re a Cedi Osman fan, this is the season where you’re going to want to pay attention to him. It’s like the perfect storm for him getting minutes. LeBron just left, opening up a huge hole in the rotation that needs to be filled with a warm body, plus, the Cavs…

Cedi Osman 22 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2018)

I can’t tell what I’m seeing with Cedi Osman. Is he good? Is he bad? Is this potential we’re seeing, or just the random noise produced when you put any semi-talented player in the NBA? Is he Mongolian? Is he Turkish? Is he a direct descendant of Attila, or Suleiman? Is he Kyle Korver, or…