Robert Horry’s gonna be pretty sad to find out that Parsons broke his Rockets record of 9 threes in a game. Until he looks at his hands bedecked with championship rings. Rings ease the pain of a lot of stuff, I’d guess. Oh yeah, the record. 10 threes. In a row. Without missing. And it’s…
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Chandler Parsons 23 Points Full Highlights (11/9/2013)
I must admit, I liked the previous iteration of the Houston Rockets a lot better than the current version. The old Rockets were underdogs, played like maniacs, and shot tons of threes. The new Rockets have Dwight Howard. Talk about a bad fit. They should have just grabbed Ryan Anderson or something and called it…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 29 Points Full Highlights (4/3/2013)
There is often debate on the internet over a female could play in the WNBA. That discussion has been done to death. What I’m more interested in, is if Chandler “Parsnips” Parsons could play in the WNBA. I think he’d have difficulty getting his shot off against the superior size and athleticism of WNBA defenders….
Read MoreChandler Parsons Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2013)
I like to criticize the ability of NBA scouts. Not like I could do any better, but you’d think that people who get paid exclusively to analyze basketball talent could do a little better job. Take Chandler Parsons for instance. This dude was selected in the second round. Why was that? Are they totally incapable…
Read MoreChandler Parsons 20 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2013)
Chandler “Cheesy P” Parsons is perhaps most famous for using JaVale McGee’s head as toilet paper during a putback jam. But as soon as you watch this highlight package, you will forget all about Cheesy P’s butt-wiping, instead focusing on his sick off-the-glass jump shot versus the Lakers. I would pay money to have Parsons…
Read MoreChandler Parsons Career High 25 points Full Highlights (11/12/2012)
Last night, the Rockets’ motley assortment of scrubs and role players was headed by Chandler Parsons (AKA Chandler Bang), who scored 25 points and splashed in five triples. However, James Harden choked hard and cost the Rockets a well-deserved win. Next game I bet they’ll just let Parsons iso all day because he can’t be…
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