Yeah, so I’m late to the party on these Jeremy Lin highlights. I know that. Do you honestly think that I don’t keep 24/7 tabs on every other highlight maker, no matter how inactive, irregular, or insignificant? I’ve got an entire room in my apartment that is devoted to monitors showing about a hundred different…
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Nicolas Batum 24 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/19/2016)
Nic Batum groped around the empty room, feeling panic setting off alarms in his mind. He forced himself to calm down and think rationally: he was trapped in an inner room of the Blazers practice facility, chased here by a microwaved basketball turned bloodthirsty mutant monster. In a few minutes, the door would be broken…
Read MoreAl Jefferson 21 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
I will admit that sometimes I am swayed by the FGA stat more than I maybe should be. Al Jefferson scoring 21 points is not exactly a breakout performance for him, but he made ten shots! That tied two other players for most field goals made in a game last night. And, you know, the…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
“My dearest Dr. Smith, As a fellow scholar of the olden NBA days, you were the first person I thought to contact when I made my most recent discovery. While not necessarily ground-breaking, my newest findings regarding the 2015-2016 NBA season, now almost a century behind us, are nonetheless intriguing, and perhaps will even rewrite…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 25 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)
We have arrived at a strange milestone in highlight-making: No one wants to watch Marvin Williams highlights, and no one wants to make Marvin Williams highlights, yet Marvin Williams highlights keep magically appearing on YouTube. I mean, I’M not making them. I don’t know who is. Some sort of bucket-compiling poltergeist? In any case, they…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 31 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2016)
I don’t feel like doing any research, so someone who is smarter than me can tell me that I’m being a dumbass. But why is calling Nicolas Batum a “Frenchman” totally okay while if someone called Jeremy Lin a “Chinaman” everyone would flip out? There must be some derogatory connotations included with the second one…
Read MoreAl Jefferson 19 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2016)
It seems like just yesterday that I was reading fawning articles about Al Jefferson revitalizing the Charlotte Bobcats franchise and leading them to the playoffs. Now, I feel like even Charlotte fans forget that he’s on their team sometimes (except for his contract LOL). The team has moved on from him. Kemba Walker is the…
Read MoreMarvin Williams 26 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
If you’ve been subscribed for a while, I’m sure you’ve noticed my general trend of highlight quality over a given gameday. It starts off good, with me doing the best (but still acceptable for this channel’s stated goal) performances first, and working my way down. The night ends, and I usually finish up with some…
Read MoreMichael Kidd-Gilchrist 20 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2016)
Last time I was at the gym, just shooting buckets, I decided I would conduct some scientific research. Scientific research in the form of trying to replicate Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s borked shooting motion. I’d watched enough clips of it in action to know how to do it: instead of keeping my right elbow nice and straight,…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 26 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/6/2016)
Cue up the melancholy music folks, because I’m about to drop a bomb of sadness on your sorry faces. Nicolas Batum is already 27 years old. That means that we only have, give or take a few years, a decade remaining of sweet Nicolas Batum highlights. A decade isn’t a very long time. 9/11 was…
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