Marvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2016)

It’s time for “DTB’s Arbitrary and Misleading Stat of the Night”, this time brought to you by the boneheads who do the Charlotte Hornets broadcasts: There are only 2 players who, on the season, have recorded 80 or more three-pointers as well as 50 or more blocked shots. The names of those players? Kevin Durant…

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Frank Kaminsky 15 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2016)

I think it’s unfair that some players get to be listed as seven feet tall just because their heads are stretched out. That’s called privilege and people shouldn’t be allowed to abuse it by being thought of as seven-footers even if their wingspan is super short. If you look at a picture of Frank Kaminsky…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 19 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2016)

It’s confirmed. Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s jumpshot is still utterly broken. You can see it on his first made three. We’ve got a good angle almost directly behind MKG, so it’s easy to see how both of his elbows kind of curve to the outside when he’s setting up the shot. We’re also treated to plenty of…

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Michael Kidd-Gilchrist 13 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

I was getting all ready to resume my mockery of Michael Kidd-Gilchrist’s jumpshot form as soon as he came back from injury. I had like two whole paragraphs of material written where I basically just rip him and his ugly elbows-every-which-way jumper a new one. Well, now he’s officially back from injury, and he did…

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Marvin Williams 20 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2015)

Remember when Marvin Williams was viewed as a downgrade from Josh McRoberts? Now, McRoberts is buried on the Heat bench and is riddled with enough injuries to grant him admittance to a nursing home, while Marvelous Marvin has got a cushy starter’s job and as minimal a role in the offense as he wants. Batum…

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Spencer Hawes 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2016)

How foolish I was to doubt the Hawesian one himself, Spencer Hawes. When I made a video chronicling his sixteen-point performance a few nights ago, it was made under the assumption that he would fail to exceed that point total in what remained of the season. Never did I think that he would somehow manage…

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Troy Daniels Career High 28 Points/8 Threes/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/25/2016)

Damn. Did you see Troy Daniels just walk off the court after hitting what ended up being the game winner against the Kings? He didn’t give a CRAP. His teammates are all around him, freaking out, and he doesn’t even react. Just walks off. What a badass. If you know his history with game winners,…

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P.J. Hairston Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2016)

P.J. Hairston has a case for being one of the worst starters in the league. Not his fault. Well, it is his fault for not being better at basketball, but it is not his fault that he is forced to start. The Hornets simply don’t have another small forward on the roster. He is also…

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Spencer Hawes 16 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

Spencer Hawes is broken. He is shooting under 40% this year, just like he did last year with the Clippers. He has historically been an okay offensive player, so why is he regressing so badly right when he’s supposed to be entering his prime? Does he really need to be a full-time 30-MPG starter to…

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Troy Daniels 17 Points Full Highlights (1/22/2016)

Someone tell me what’s wrong with Troy Daniels. I’ve asked this in multiple descriptions now, and while I have been given some answer-type things, none are satisfactory: “Too bad he drives the lane like he’s blind.” Uh, they don’t pay him to do that, they pay him to hit triples. “Reminds me somehow of Cartier…

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