Chicago Bulls – Page 23

Nikola Mirotic 21 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

How much hard American currency would you be willing to pay to touch Nikola Mirotic’s beard? No other currencies accepted. Only freedom dollars. Personally, I would take a crisp, fresh fiver, slam it right into his hand, and begin stroking his black chin-fibers. If it cost more than that, I would not do it, because…

Kris Dunn 19 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (12/31/2017)

I’m feeling a little lazy, and maybe I’ve already starting celebrating New Year’s with maybe some imbibements, so I pulled out an unused Kris Dunn description from last season which should be at least a little relevant today. Enjoy! Kris Dunn is a busteroni and cheese pizza, with a side of extra saucy bust sticks….

Jerian Grant 11 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

Jerian Grant was the direct beneficiary of Nikola Mirotic and Lauri Markkanen being hotter than the surface of the sun during this game against the Pacers. All he had to do was hit them with passes that were reasonably timely and accurate, and then those dudes would hit their shots and Grant would get free…

Nikola Mirotic 28 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

I was impressed by Nikola Mirotic’s willingness to chuck up threes tonight. He was just throwing them at the rim without any hesitation. 16 attempts in 28 minutes in what looks to be the three-chuckingest performance of the season. Harden had 17 early in the season, but he had 35 minutes to do it in….

Lauri Markkanen Career High 32 Points Full Highlights (12/29/2017)

Lauri “Ukkosenjumalan Poika” Markkanen, along with his partner in desecration Nikola Mirotic, just totally desecrated the Indiana Pacers with their combined Euro fury. 60 points between the two of them, 13 three pointers, I think I am allowed to say that the Bulls’ tank is now consumed by flames. No more tanking. Playoffs can still…

Nikola Mirotic 24 Points Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

I am mad that Nikola Mirotic was making a bunch of tough shots tonight. It is fine for him to do such things against teams that aren’t my team, but when it is against my team, that is not fair and unacceptable. The Bucks would have won easily if all 24 of his unearned and…

Kris Dunn 20 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (12/26/2017)

Things had been really going good for Kris Dunn up until the game previous to this, where he went 1 of 12 as the Bulls got BTFO (Born To Feel Old) by the Celtics. I was hopeful that he would continue his bricky ways against the Bucks, but he totally didn’t. Hoping for a bad…

Denzel Valentine 18 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

Denzel Valentine: fastest gun in the East? When this guy is tasked with taking a catch-and-shoot three with a defender somewhere in the area, he just flings it up there. It’s not Anthony Morrow-level don’t-even-dip-the-ball-just-shoot-it-from-wherever-you-caught-it, but he doesn’t take much time at all. That, combined with his lack of follow-through, mean that he has one…

Kris Dunn 10 Points/14 Assists Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

Kris Dunn fans will note that this performance bears an eerie resemblance to one he had last year with the Timberwolves, a 10-point 16-assist(how) effort back when everyone thought he was a bust for sure. This is still a pretty crazy passing display by him, but it’s not as mind-bendingly balls-to-the-wall insane-o mania like the…

Lauri Markkanen 25 Points Full Highlights (12/21/2017)

The winning streak is over. It was fun while it lasted, but now the Bulls can focus their eyes back on the goal: getting the number one pick in the upcoming draft and drafting Luka Doncic. Winning is fun, sure, and it was great for their chemistry which seemed to be teetering towards toxic, but…