Collin Sexton 24 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

Everyone knows by know how much advanced stats hate Collin Sexton. If advanced stats were a person and not ironclad facts of a mathematical nature, it would fair to call them a “hater”. Any look at basketball-reference or ESPN or one of those esoteric NBA stats blogs where they actually have degrees in statistics and…

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Marquese Chriss 23 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

I feel like what’s happening right now with Marquese Chriss is sort of like what happened with Kenneth Faried. You know the story: talented/semi-flawed yet marginalized bigman languishing on a team that doesn’t really want him. After many months of nothing besides a nice collection of ass splinters from sitting on the bench for so…

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Jordan Clarkson Career-High 42 Points Full Highlights (2/13/2019)

There are two big asterisks (and countless small asterisks) next to this career-high 42-point game from Jordan Clarkson: BIG ASTERISK NO. 1: Clarkson had three overtimes in which to score his 42 points. Did Wilt need three overtimes to score 100? What about Kobe’s 81? Nope. Neither of those guys had the benefit of unfairly…

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Marquese Chriss 14 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2019)

Marquese “Chriss Angel” Chriss was 1-for-15 from three with the Rockets. That was part of the reason everyone was so down on him, because on the Rockets, if you can’t hit your threes, you’re basically a useless bum who sucks and will never ever be useful to D’Antoni in any sense. Now, in his three…

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David Nwaba 17 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

I admit, I didn’t realize David Nwaba was injured, much less missing a whole tons of games because of it. I never noticed, in the last month of looking at Cavaliers boxscores, that Nwaba’s name wasn’t even there. This ignorance of his status reveals my true opinion of him: he’s not that fun or exciting….

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Marquese Chriss 13 Points Cavaliers Debut Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Marquese “Marqueso” “Sea Cheese” Chriss was a total afterthought in Houston. He made one three-pointer the entire time he was there. Now, in his first game with the Cavaliers, he hit three three-pointers and also had two dunks. Isn’t that exactly what the Rockets want out of their players? Dunks and threes? A lob target…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2019)

Collin “Collinoscopy” Sexton has now had two games in a row, meaning that people who had written off his entire career on the basis of a month’s worth of extremely horrific, nearly coma-inducing shooting can come crawling back and admit to all of us that maybe he’ll turn out okay after all. I wasn’t one…

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Alec Burks 21 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

I always thought that having Alec Burks and Rodney Hood on the same team was kind of an avoidable redundancy. The Jazz solved that particular problem by getting rid of Hood to the Cavaliers, but then they burned the Cavaliers by giving them Burks as well. Do they realize that LeBron isn’t there anymore and…

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Collin Sexton 27 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)

The “rookie wall” is a real thing (I’ve seen it and it has all sorts of crude graffiti on it), and not only is it a real thing, but it’s a real thing that Collin Sexton succeed in running into head-first. I had been feeling like I hadn’t made a Collin Sexton highlight video in…

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Jordan Clarkson 28 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2019)

I’ve been kind of ignoring Jordan Clarkson and his middling-to-decent scoring performances recently, and, you know what? I’m not even going to apologize for it. Judging by the view counts on my recent Clarkson videos, nobody really cares that much about him even though he has his own team, and the reason for that is,…

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