Cleveland Cavaliers – Page 4

Larry Nance Jr. 18 Points/5 Dunks/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/3/2020)

The Cavaliers aren’t exactly a free-agent destination right now. Similarly, any player who finds out they’re getting traded there is probably rolling their eyes. Who would want to play with a motley crew of role players (Larry Nance, Tristan Thompson, Cedi Osman), plus one world-class chucker (Colin Sexton) plus one discontented former star (Kevin Love)?…

Kevin Porter 19 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2020)

Sus hairstyle not withstanding, Kevin Porter has been looking good for the past few games. I say “looking good” in a general sense, because there are a few things that definitely don’t look good in the literal sense: -His hair. He can do whatever he wants with it, and, in general, crazy hairstyles at least…

Darius Garland 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (1/30/2020)

Who is this third guy that shows up sometimes in the Cavaliers broadcast? I feel like he only does second halves for some reason, but he’s definitely been a part of a few highlight videos that I’ve made and I’m not sure I like him. Here’s the thing: three-person commentary teams are doomed from the…

Larry Nance Jr. 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Add Larry Nance Jr. to the list of players who have totally and utterly dominated Zion Williamson. The list grows longer by the game, despite ESPN attempting to tell you that Williamson is the only player worth caring about in the league right now. Nance almost had a triple-double in this one. 17 points, 11…

Kevin Porter 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2020)

Maybe I’m just not as observant as I like to think I am, but I didn’t realize that Kevin Porter Jr. had done that…thing to his hair. Last time I looked at him, he still had that generic hair puff that so many players his age have. I suppose I’m forced to give him points…

Tristan Thompson 17 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Remember when LeBron helped Tristan Thompson get that gigantic contract a few years ago? The one where they shared an agent so the Cavs had to pay Thompson in order to keep LeBron happy? I had been operating under the assumption that Thompson’s huge contract was just going to continue forever, with the Cavaliers paying…

Alfonzo McKinnie 15 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2020)

Sometimes I look at basketball-reference to trawl around for material to use in my video descriptions and come away shook by what I find. This is one of those times. I am shook by the revelations were contained on Alfonzo McKinnie’s basketball-reference page. The forbidden knowledge I have discovered has shooken me to my very…

Cedi Osman 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/25/2020)

After watching Cedi Osman lay the ball up rather than dunk it on a give-and-go play with Kevin Love, it occurred to me that I can’t remember ever seeing Osman dunk the ball. He gets a lot of layups, but never any dunks. Upon doing a YouTube search for “Cedi Osman Dunk”, some of the…

Larry Nance Jr. Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2020)

Again I am going to register my surprise that Larry Nance Jr.’s career high is only 22 points. It doesn’t even seem possible that Nance, who is not even close to being the most hopeless scorer in the NBA, and is currently in his fifth season, would have a career high that was so low….

Larry Nance Jr. 16 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2020)

This video was made speculatively, with yours truly speculating that Larry Nance Jr. would have such an outrageous display have acrobatic dunkage that this video’s very existence would raise sales of BoingVert by 200%. Do they even sell BoingVert anymore? It doesn’t matter, because this video, while it does contain some dunkage, does not contain…