I still feel uncomfortable making fun of J.J. Barea’s Puerto Rican-ness by portraying him in my video descriptions as a midget Mexican. It’s a been a few months since the hurricane, but I think the people of Puerto Rico are having a tough time of it (do all of them have electricity yet?) so it…
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Yogi Ferrell 23 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2017)
Put down whatever beverage you are sipping, firmly grasp your ears and hold your head steady, because I am about to blow your mind: This is Yogi Ferrell’s second-highest scoring game as an NBA player. I’ve said it before and I’ll say it yet again: that nationally-televised 32-point 9-three explosion back in February really warped…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 17 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Yogi Ferrell probably isn’t a starter in this league, but it’s nice to see him play well and secure his spot in the league after being undrafted. At this point, he’s a better player than Dennis Smith Jr., so while DSJ deals with whatever injury it is that he has (it better have been dunk-induced),…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 21 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (12/16/2017)
Wow, the Mavericks totally choked this one away. Like, really bad. Almost unbelievable. Blame can surely be cast in many directions after this one, but if anyone tries directing any at Maxi Kleber, I will fight them. And win. I am ready to defend Kleber’s honor. It is not his fault that the Spurs went…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2017)
Maxi “Klee-bah” Kleber is a nice surprise this year for the Mavericks. He’s not amazing or anything, don’t get me wrong, but he’s solid. Solid is what you want from your poops, and solid is what you want from your role players. Solidity is a good trait to have. I’m gonna start having to use…
Read MoreDwight Powell 15 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
I seem to remember Dwight Powell being more of a jumpshooter than he appeared in this game. Yes, he did hit a corner three, but everybody does that these days. The taking and making of corner threes is no longer an indicator of whether or not somebody is a shooter. Case in point: Jarrett Allen….
Read MoreWesley Matthews 29 Points Full Highlights (12/8/2017)
I was absolutely 100 percent at peace with Wesley Matthews leading the Mavericks to a win against the favored Bucks. He was looking good, shooting the midrange better and more often than usual, and he wasn’t J.J. Barea or some other annoying player. Yes, if I could choose one players to kick Milwaukee’s heinie from…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 13 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/6/2017)
In a previous video I analyzed the facts and came to a conclusion that I thought was truthful: that Daniel Theis was a better German rookie than Maxi Kleber. The facts were analyzed with the strictest rigor, my results checked by many respected scientists. Still, I feel like I have come to the wrong conclusion….
Read MoreDevin Harris 14 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)
I might be setting a bad precedent by making a highlight video for Devin Harris when he only scored fourteen points, but the thing is, I’m feeling extreme amounts of guilt for ignoring this guy for the entirety of the last two seasons plus the start of this one. Like, so much guilt that I…
Read MoreDennis Smith Jr. 20 Points Full Highlights (12/4/2017)
I may have to revisit my opinion of the Mavericks. For reference, my previous and current opinion of them is that they’re not a very good team and they will end up with a high selection in the draft because of it. Since they have won five of their last eight games and looked pretty…
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