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Charlie Villanueva 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/30/2015)

It is always surprising to see how much of a chucker Charlie Villanueva really is. You might think that a bench player who is not guaranteed minutes would be a little more cautious. Coaches love a team-player, in theory. There’s always the possibility that he Charlie truly thinks that his shot shooting ability is for…

Chandler Parsons 22 Points Full Highlights (1/21/2015)

Jenny Smith of Houston, Texas stared listlessly at her word processor. Ever since Chandler Parsons had gone to play in Dallas, her Parsons/Lin fanfiction storyline had come to an abrupt halt. She didn’t understand why it had to be this way. Her dad said that the Dallas team, whatever their name was, had paid Chandler…

Dwight Powell 11 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/14/2015)

It caught me totally off guard when this Brook Lopez-lookin’ dude splashed his first jumper. I thought he was a lot darker than he is. It turns out that I was thinking of Josh Powell. I don’t feel too bad about it, though, I mean, it’s too easy to get these no-minutes scrubs confused, even…

Charlie Villanueva 18 Points/4 Threes Full Highlights (12/23/2014)

The odds of Charlie Villanueva making a roster this year were, according to my computations, approximately zero percent. When even Detroit doesn’t play you, you know you have problems. There are general negative reactions around the league to poor-defense chuckers. Villanueva takes both aspects to their extremes. He shoots like a madman at all times,…

Chandler Parsons 32 Points Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

There are a lot of ways to shoot three pointers. You can push it from in front of your head, you can slingshot it from behind your head. You can use your wrists only, or you can use your arms only. Perhaps a combination of both. You can shoot it to the rafters, or on…

Devin Harris 20 Points Full Highlights (12/10/2014)

When Raymond Felton comes back, is he even going to get any minutes? Devin Harris and Jameer Nelson, unbelievably, have the point guard position on lock. There is no need to insert team cancer Raymond Felton, who has purposely tried to ruin multiple teams so that he could leave, into the lineup just so he…

J.J. Barea 17 Points Full Highlights (12/9/2014)

This is a first, since I started having custom thumbnails. No closeup of the player in question! Sometimes I forgo the closeup, but this time I didn’t even have the option. Come on Grizzlies camera people! At least show one while JJ is busy taking a dump on your pathetic team during the fourth quarter….

Charlie Villanueva 11 Points/3 Threes Full Highlights (11/29/2014)

Charlie “Alopecia” Villanueva has always been an absolute chuckmaster. When he gets in the game, all he ever looks to do is score. This can be a valuable trait, and in fact, it was a valuable trait for the first few years of Charlie’s career, but his percentages now range from “pathetic” to “sad”. If…

Brandan Wright 12 Points/4 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (11/22/2014)

Brandan Wright reclined lazily on his golden throne, a throne which rose above everything else in the hall. It glowed with an inner light, lending Brandan a halo that made him look almost angelic. A jewel-studded crown was perched on his head, and in his hand, he wielded a scepter on top of which was…