I, for one, am interested to see what happens when D’Angelo Russell gets transported from an immature, out-of-control locker room situation to a locker room that’s held down by scary-looking veterans (DeMarre Carroll) and which doesn’t have as many highly-touted young prospects populating it. Opportunities for illicitly recording teammate’s private conversations will certainly be less,…
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D’Angelo Russell Career High 40 Points/6 Assists/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/19/2017)
The Laker’s locker room was empty save for two stragglers, one of them just taking his time, and the other mulling over a disappointing loss to the defending champion Cavaliers. Nick Young, having finally gotten around to putting his street clothes on, sat next down to D’Angelo Russell’s locker. “Nice game, man. Forty points! Kobe…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 29 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2017)
Magic Johnson might not have ruined the Lakers yet, but he’s already done something far, far worse: he ruined this highlight video! Attention Lakers TV people: when people tune in to watch basketball, that’s what they want to watch. Basketball. They don’t want to see a huge face talking about this that and the other…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/2/2017)
As far as I can tell, this is the first game of D’Angelo Russell’s career where he had a high total of assists while not riding a ridiculously hot three-point shooter. Sweet! Now this is something I can get behind. 11 assists, a career high, and not all of them were to Nick Young! Some…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 22 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (1/31/2017)
This is a milestone for D’Angelo Russell: his first game with double-digit assists. If humans evolved to have four fingers on each hand instead of five, or counted the spaces between their five fingers instead of the fingers themselves, he’d have gotten double-digit assists a couple times by now. But that’s neither here nor there….
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 28 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/1/2017)
I don’t even know what “He ain’t even stretch doe” means. Does it mean anything? Did it mean anything before D’Angelo Russell said it, or did it gain meaning when it first saw the light of day? “Doooooooooooooe” I need to keep up with this kind of crap better. How can I be expected to…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (11/15/2016)
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Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 20 Points Full Highlights (10/30/2016)
Is it accurate to say that the Lakers are D’Angelo Russell’s team now? That one dude who pretty much got to do whatever he wanted with the team the last couple decades is gone now. Someone needs to step up and be the leader, and that someone needs to not be Nick Young. D’Angelo Russell…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 32 Points Full Highlights (4/8/2016)
Snitches get… something. What was it again? It rhymes with snitches, I’m pretty sure, because I remember this phrase being really catchy. Snitches get… DAMMIT. They get something. There’s a reason I bought that god-damn rhyming dictionary, so where the heck is it? Google is no help here… oh yeah! Bitches! Snitches get bitches! Because…
Read MoreD’Angelo Russell 22 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2016)
Whenever I watch D’Angelo Russell play, I get reminded of Kendall Marshall. That’s not a bad thing. I love me some K-Butter, and I wish that he would play well for a team again. He was way more of a passer with the Lakers, almost to a fault, compared to Russell, who, well, needs to…
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