Danny Green 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2017)

Official video title that YouTube wouldn’t let me have because of their oppressive corporate practices that are antithetical to functioning democracy: Danny Green 17 Points/4 Blocks/1 Strip That Should Never Ever Count As A Block Because The Ball Didn’t Even Get Above DeRozan’s Nuts Full Highlights (10/23/2017)”. YouTube is censoring my opinion, and I don’t…

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Danny Green 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (5/10/2016)

Let me know if this situation seems familiar: NBA player (Danny Green) plays well (over 40% from three) and is rewarded (10 million per) for his efforts by his team (San Antonio Spurs), but then promptly begins to suck (33% from three) because he got paid (fiat currency is a Ponzi scheme) and doesn’t need…

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Danny Green 18 Points Full Highlights (4/30/2016)

Was Danny Green just playing with us when he sucked at shooting threes for the entire season? He shot 33% during the regular season, which is a jarring departure from his customary 40-ish percent, then the playoffs come around and, bam, he’s shooting above fifty percent like it’s no big deal. Was it all a…

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Danny Green 18 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2015)

Danny “Danny Greenger” Green has sort of been sucking to start the season, coincidentally the first season of his big-money contract that sees him collect a cool 10 mil per until he turns 31. I don’t want to be the guy who starts bringing up “contract years”, but…actually, I love being that guy. Let’s not…

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Danny Green 21 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/3/2015)

Danny Green is a nice player. Hits threes, plays defense, knows his role. A vital part of what the Spurs have going on right now. No complaints to be made against him, unless maybe you want him to be more aggressive or something. However, how much more radical would San Antonio be if they had…

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Danny Green 25 Points/7 Threes/5 Blocks Full Highlights (12/17/2014)

What do you call it when Danny comes off the bench? Green energy. What does he have when he’s on the court? A Green light. Where does he go when he wants to relax? The putting Green. What does he take with him on camping trips? The Green lantern. What are the Spurs without him?…

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Danny Green 21 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (11/22/2014)

Danny “Greenger” Green is pretty much the ultimate role-player. He’s getting paid just four million bucks (“just”), a small amount for an elite floor-spacer. Any team would want him. I want him. Not just for the Bucks, I want him to live with me and he can teach me how to shoot threes. We could…

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Danny Green 16 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2014)

Danny “Greenger” Green had 13 points in the first quarter, then failed to score again until there were twelve seconds left in the game. If he wanted to call out his teammates and coach in the postgame interviews, I wouldn’t blame him at all. When a guy is on pace to score 50, you leave…

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Danny Green 15 Points/5 Steals Full Highlights (6/10/2014)

I’m not liking this new development. You know what I’m talking about. Danny Green shooting shots inside the arc. Has anybody informed him that the reason he shoots it from out there is because those shots are worth three points? No matter how pretty your floater or layup is, it’s only ever going to be…

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Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (5/14/2014)

Danny Green, or as I have taken to calling him, “Danny Greenger”, hasn’t been as consistent in the playoffs as Spurs fans had hoped. When he’s on, he’s easily one of the most valuable players on the team. When’s he’s off, all he does is scare people with a face that looks like it was…

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