https://youtu.be/iVd3x-eQt8E This video is a sight for sore Wizard fan eyes. And, believe me, those eyes are very, very sore. The eyes of Wizards fans have not seen many good things out of their team this season. They have mostly seen bad things. And among those bad things has been Davis Bertans’ regressed three-point shooting….
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Davis Bertans All 200 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2019-20 Season Three-ilation)
The sounds of a sawblade grinding against metal filled the improvised workshop. Soaring sparks cast a red glow in the windowless room which was otherwise lit only by a flickering bulb swinging from the ceiling. A very tall man impatient wiped sweat away from his brow as he bent in concentration over his latest electro-mechanical…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 25 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/8/2020)
I know that Dairis Bertans (Davis’ brother for the uneducated yokels out there) already got a chance in the league and didn’t make the most of it, but with the way Davis is shooting (how many threes did he hit tonight even, let me check the title, oh yeah, what a beast), any team who’s…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2020)
In contrast to Davis Bertans’ last game, where he scored eighteen points on six three pointers, Bertans displayed a bit more versatility in this one, scoring 21 on a wider range of shot types while still canning a couple of trademark three-pointers with the perfect release. In the description for that video I alleged that…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 18 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/3/2020)
You might not like it, but this is what the ideal Davis Bertans highlight video looks like. Just three-pointers. No replays. No two-point field goals. No defense. Just a tall Latvian dude making sweet splash music out of the net and spontaneously impregnating hundreds of Latvian women with each of his threejaculations. If you’re clicking…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 29 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
Now that it is 100% confirmed that Davis Bertans is one of NBA’s best three-point shooters, not just out of big men but out of EVERYBODY, and will be seriously coveted by all thirty teams in the league once he becomes available, I am finding myself annoyed that he’s already 27 years old. He’s in…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)
What’s even the point of going on any longer for Davis Bertans? The three-point shootout is over (spoiler alert: he didn’t win), something which seemed to be the overriding goal for his season. Now all that’s left is a whole bunch of losing. If he was the kind of guy who really cared about his…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 20 Points Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Everybody knows about how Davis Bertans got mega-snubbed for the three-point contest last season. His percentages were sick bordering on naughty, but his volume was neither sick nor naughty, so they snubbed him. Exactly who “they” are in this scenario, I’m not too sure, which is probably a good thing because I was getting ready…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 19 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2020)
I’ve lost track: has the roster for the three-point shootout been finalized yet? I know some dudes have definitely been OFFICIALLY confirmed for the contest, but it doesn’t seem like enough dudes have been named to round out the roster. Unless I haven’t been paying attention and all the names have been announced while I’m…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 17 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2020)
At first I wasn’t going to make this video. I said to myself “Bertans is averaging fifteen PPG per game right now so seventeen isn’t that impressive for him.” But my little kitty Japurri Purrker, who is smart enough to understand human speech, heard me talking to myself and started meowing really angrily at me….
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