Dënniß ßchrööder was a 29% three-point shooter last season, so the fact that he had the audacity to take fifteen three-point attempts in this game is both surprising and somewhat admirable. In a way. I guess. He’s a better shooter this season from deep (34%, which is more in line with his career average) but…
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Dennis Schröder 25 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2019)
It’s kind of sad that Dënniß ßchrööder’s fifth-best scoring game as a Thunderman was squandered by the inferior quality of play coming from his teammates. If I’m ßchrööder sitting in the Thunder locker room after the game, I’m calling out Paul George AKA Paulette Georgina for his chuckerific, brickerific game. I’m also calling out Russell…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 26 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2019)
Being the backup PG to Russell Westbrook has to be one of the worst gigs in the NBA, second only to being a starter on a Thibodeau-coached team. Even worse if you are the backup PG to Russell Westbrook even though you averaged 20 points per game as a starter the year before. Is it…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 24 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)
Does anybody even remember/care about the fact that Dënniß ßchrööder has a felony on his record after he beat the tar out of some dude with his posse? There was some talk that he could get deported for it. I’m pretty sure that the US Government would want to avoid the media circus that would…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 28 Points Full Highlights (2/1/2019)
If you’re watching thinking about this video at some weird future time where the details of this game are not necessarily known to you, consider the following: Dennis Schroder scored 24 points in the second quarter of this one. It was insane. I was watching it (because I wanted to see Abdel Nader), and it…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 23 Points Full Highlights (11/23/2018)
Here’s something I’ve been wondering for a while: does Dënniß ßchrööder have the ability to grow facial hair? Like, at all? I’ve never seen him with even a wisp of facial hair anywhere on his face, nary a trace. No indication whatsoever at any point that he’s capable of even growing one follicle anwhere on…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 32 Points Full Highlights (11/21/2018)
Walking the back halls of Oracle Arena, Dennis Schröder cleared his head before the game. It was always beneficial for his state of mind if he took some time away from his teammates and coaches. Underneath his jersey, he could feel the rough brown fabric of the Magic Lederhosen against his skin, and he took…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 28 Points Full Highlights (11/7/2018)
No Russell Westbrook, no problem. Dennis Schröder is a reasonable approximation, the only difference is that he’s not a stat-padder. Well, one of two differences. The other difference is that he’s not really interested in passing the ball (as if Westbrook would be if he didn’t have to do it to get triple-doubles). Schröder’s assist…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 22 Points Full Highlights (11/5/2018)
“Yo Dennis, what are those ugly things you’re putting on?” Russell Westbrook ribbed in the locker room before the game. “Suspenders made out of paper bags?” Dennis Schröder looked down at his outfit, then looked back up at his teammate, affixing him with a cold stare. Silently, he beseeched the spirits of German basketball players…
Read MoreDennis Schröder 21 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (11/1/2018)
Dënniß ßchrööder isn’t having the best of starts to his Thunder tenure. Maybe it’s because he’s so used to the empty Hawks arena, or he’s possibly misplaced his Magic Lederhosen, but his already questionable shooting is way down this season. I would try to attribute this to the “Westbrook Effect” (which is something I made…
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