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Dennis Schröder 18 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (5/9/2015)

Screw off Paul Pierce. It’s fine when you do it to a team that everyone hates and has an annoying fanbase, like the Raptors. It’s not fine when you do it to a team that hasn’t won it all since 1958 (when they were still in St. Louis), a team with a fanbase who has…

Dennis Schröder 12 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/22/2015)

It is mildly concerning to me that the Hawks aren’t winning their games by more points than they are. How is the German Rondo supposed to get his ring when the Hawks can’t even curbstomp the Nets by thirty each game like they’re supposed to? Is it because they’re not giving enough minutes to the…

Dennis Schröder 21 Points Full Highlights (4/15/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder is like Bojan Bogdanovic in that if he has a good game and you don’t make highlights right away, fans from his home country (in this case, Germany) will post comments on all your videos until you make the video they want. They will also order pizzas for your address and disseminate pictures…

Dennis Schröder 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/28/2015)

It has been proved conclusively that Dënniß ßchrööder can be a legit starter. In the other eight games that the Shredder started, the Hawks won. This was the only game where he started and they lost, but I can explain that one away by pointing out that the entire starting five was resting. It’s actually…

Dennis Schröder 21 Points Full Highlights (3/20/2015)

Dirk Nowitzki sat at the desk in his study, his forehead leaving grease marks on the fine teak. This was his thinking position, and he had a lot to think about at the moment. He heard a slight rapping on the closed door. “Eintreten!” It was his butler, Franz. “H-herr Nowitzki” he began, stuttering slightly….

Dennis Schröder Career High 24 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (3/15/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder is having a really nice stretch of games for the Hawks. Almost… too good? I was really suspicious of that different-colored spot of hair that he has on his head, so I did a little more research into the matter, and what I found out may surprise you. Keep in mind, this is…

Dennis Schröder 15 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/6/2015)

The Hawks locker room wasn’t usually a place where people stared, but still, Dennis Schröder hesitated when he took his new garment out of his bag. He didn’t want anybody to notice what he had brought with him. Slipping the Magic Lederhosen on over his Under Armour, he tried to adjust the suspenders to the…

Dennis Schröder 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/3/2015)

Dennis Schröder walked around in the darkness. “Where am I?” he asked of the void. His voice echoed weirdly off of unseen barriers, but he did not receive an answer, so he continued to walk. All of a sudden, a jovial voice issued out from behind him. “Guten tag, Dennis! Guten tag!” Dennis whipped around…

Dennis Schröder 16 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2015)

Dënniß ßchrööder must have been wearing his special lederhosen underneath his jersey, because he just rammed the entirety of his secret-recipe wienerschnitzel down the throats of the unresisting Miami Heat defenders. When they were done choking that down, he followed it up with a course of authentic spätzle, and for desert, a steaming pile of…

Dennis Schröder 17 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2015)

The Mavericks’ commentators brought up an interesting point: should Dënniß ßchrööder be considered for the Most Improved Player award? Short answer: No. Long Answer: No, because MIP shouldn’t ever be awarded to a second year player, since it is expected that many rookies will improve drastically, especially young ones with refined skill sets like ßchrööder….