I know it’s hard to see, since Jamal Murray’s blinding radiance is obscuring everything else that the Nuggets are doing, but there are other players in Denver who are stepping up and providing good performances as role players! You’ll just have to take my word on this one. Most people, they’ll see that Murray had…
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Michael Porter Jr. 15 Points Full Highlights (8/25/2020)
OFFICIAL REASONS TO MAKE THIS VIDEO POWER RANKINGS 1. Everybody loves Michael Porter Jr. and they will watch anything that has the words “Michael Porter Jr.” in the title of the video. I know this is true because I took a video of me making fart noises with my armpits, titled “Michael Porter Jr. 15…
Read MoreBol Bol 11 Points Full Highlights (8/21/2020)
Bol Bol has been getting a lot of attention in The Bubb for a number of reasons: -His immense height -His ability to shoot threes like a trebuchet -His lineage -The fact that he was allegedly played at the small forward position because of the Nuggets’ depleted roster -His massive stature -His penchant for yelling…
Read MoreMichael Porter Jr. 28 Points Full Highlights (8/19/2020)
I hear a lot of mean people saying a mean thing about Michael Porter Jr. Somehow, these mean people are unmoved by his sudden emergence in The Bubb as a premier scorer, and continue to say mean things because their hearts are made out of tar and black holes. The mean thing they say is…
Read MoreP.J. Dozier 20 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (8/14/2020)
Has anybody in the Nuggets organization come up with the idea yet to sell Nuggets-branded pajamas under the name “P.J. Dozier’s Dozer PJs”? They’re called “Dozer PJs” because they’re pajamas and they’re made for people who like to doze. If nobody affiliated with the Nuggets has thought of this yet, then I’m going to be…
Read MoreJerami Grant 25 Points Full Highlights (8/12/2020)
I’m still waiting for Nikola Jokic to develop the lob chemistry he had with Kenneth Faried with Jerami Grant. I’ve been waiting for almost two whole seasons now, and maybe they’re more comfortable with each other on the court in general, but I can’t see any evidence that the amount of lobs has increased since…
Read MorePJ Dozier 18 Points Full Highlights (8/10/2020)
I thought the Nuggets didn’t want point guards on their roster? All their actions in the past few years have indicated that point guards are not something they really want to be overly involved with. You only have to look at how they marginalized Brandon Goodwin to see that. I’m asking because when I was…
Read MoreJerami Grant 21 Points Full Highlights (8/8/2020)
For a good chunk of this season, Jerami Grant was unequivocally the better of the two Grant brothers (the other being Jerian Grant, in case you forgot about him). The reason his betterness was unequivocal was because he was on a roster and Jerian wasn’t. Even if Jerami had only averaged 0.3 PPG on -50%…
Read MoreMichael Porter Jr. 23 Points Full Highlights (8/8/2020)
The good news: Michael Porter Jr. continued his run of high-scoring games with 23 points in a double-overtime Nuggets win over the Jazz. The bad news: Michael Porter Jr. was 7-of-18 from the field, 1-of-8 from three, and spent significant chunks of the game not scoring any points. The entire first half elapsed without him…
Read MoreP.J. Dozier 13 Points Full Highlights (8/6/2020)
Do you think P.J. Dozier just sits there in his hotel room and looks at his stats on basketball-reference and giddily think to himself, “I’m gonna get so paid next season.”? Because that’s what I’m doing, minus the hotel room. I’m looking at P.J. Dozier’s stats on basketball-reference and thinking to myself, “Dozier is gonna…
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