Kenneth “Far Out” Faried could be considered the ultimate hustle player. The only time his motor ever gets shut off is if there’s no weed around. He makes up for his lack of “traditional” offensive skills by throwing his body and hair all over the place, becoming a marijuana-scented blur on the court. In this…
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Kenneth Faried Career High 32 Points/13 Rebounds Full Highlights (3/7/2014)
Aaron Brooks looked around nervously. “Yo Kenny, I don’t know if you should be smokin’ that stuff in here.” Kenneth Faried took a long drag on a spliff and grinned stupidly before exhaling the smoke through his tightly-pursed lips. “Chill out Aaron. It’s legal in Colorado.” “I know that, but you can be sure that…
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 27 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2014)
Evan Fournier got out of his car and walked towards the row of townhouses. The house number he sought was right there, so he went up to the door and rung the doorbell. After waiting patiently for three seconds, he rung it again. Finally, the door opened, and Jan Vesely appeared in the doorframe. “Evan?…
Read MoreEvan Fournier Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (2/18/2014)
There was debate as to whether Evan Fournier was really a point guard or not. But that debate has ended, or at least been put on hold. Not because any resolution has been reached, but because Evan Fournier has to play point whether he likes it or not. The rest of the Nuggets guards have…
Read MoreJordan Hamilton 16 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/12/2014)
You had better watch these assists closely. Not because they’re particularly good passes (although that dish to Mozz for the wham was pretty slick), but because this is the last time you will ever see Jordan Hamilton assists in a DTB video. The reason? Seven is a career-high in dimes for the Ham-man, with his…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 24 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2014)
What is there even to say about Wilson Chandler? He’s one of the averagest players in the league. One of those players who is consistently okay-to-good but gets no recognition at all. Maybe it’s because his name sounds like a dog name and not a human name? That’s the only thing I can come up…
Read MoreKenneth Faried Career High 28 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/3/2014)
Kenneth Faried is one of those players who probably gets overrated by advanced stats. Don’t get me wrong. I love all that stuff. Give me a big helping of TS% with a side of winshares, please. But they oftentimes don’t reflect the actual value of a player. Mainly bigs who don’t do anything but dunk…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 18 Points Full Highlights (1/31/2014)
Okay. So maybe the “Evan Fournier Starting Point Guard” experiment isn’t going so well. Yeah, he’s young, so this is forgivable. But seven turnovers without a single assist to show for it! 20 shots taken for 18 points! Those are Brandon Jennings-esque stats right there. But this carefully-propagandized highlight reel shows none of the bad,…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/29/2014)
Ty Lawson. Out. Nate Robinson. Dead of terminal shortness. Who is left to play point for the Nuggets? Andre Miller? I don’t even know what’s going on with him anymore. Anthony Randolph? Now you’re just being silly. So Evan Fournier it is! I always thought of him as a point, although apparently according to internet…
Read MoreWilson Chandler 25 Points Full Highlights (1/25/2014)
In assigning all of the players on the Nuggets’ roster to their corresponding zoo animals, I have come up with the following list, which is a work in progress: Wilson Chandler: Lion Kenneth Faried: Kangaroo Ty Lawson: Otter Randy Foye: Tapir or Koala JaVale McGee: Giraffe Nate Robinson: Meerkat Anthony Randolph: That kid on a…
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