Jon Leuer and Darrun Hilliard stood in awe of the booty that surrounded them. The Parent-Teacher Association meeting they had just entered was about to start and neither of them knew where to begin. “What do we do now?” Darrun asked under his breath, leaning closer to his teammate so they wouldn’t be overheard. “There’s…
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Marcus Morris Career High 36 Points Full Highlights (2/3/2017)
Man, looking over this video, it doesn’t even feel like Marcus Morris scores 36 (which is almost 40) points. See for yourself. It feels like 28 or some other good-but-not-great performance when you actually watch the vid. What’s the deal? One problem: he doesn’t have a stretch of the game where he takes over and…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope Career High 38 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (2/1/2017)
Kentavious Caldwell-Pope may have choked away his chance at a 40-burger by missing two free throws near the end of the game, but that doesn’t mean we can’t still be super impressed. I mean, we should be thinking about the 38 points he DID score rather than the two he didn’t. Unless you’re me, in…
Read MoreMarcus Morris 25 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/21/2017)
Finally, a game-winner that is legit. Devin Booker supposedly had a “game-winner” with his three that he hit with like 30 seconds left in the game. What the heck? Get that weak stuff outta here. When I hear “game-winner”, I want a shot that wins the game so thoroughly that the team that made it…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 15 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
This is Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock’s fourth season in the league. He’s one of those guys who’s clinging onto the fringiest fringes of the NBA, managing to remain in the league only by sheer force of will. He got a little bit of burn with the Pistons last year, but so far this…
Read MoreReggie Jackson 26 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2017)
The Reggie Jackson-Andre Drummond lob connection is dead. Officially. I would insert some sort of “Press F to pay respects” joke here, but such plebeian-tier humor is below the highbrow nature of this channel. If the Pistons want someone to throw lobs to Drummond, they’re probably going to have to scrounge up Will Bynum from…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 13 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2017)
I just found out that Boban Marjanovic is already 28 years old. My brain had probably received that information as some point in the past, but apparently that little factoid was discarded in order to store something that I deemed more important at the time. Now that I have relearned of Marjanovic’s age, the urgency…
Read MoreKentavious Caldwell-Pope 26 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (1/8/2017)
I don’t want to see any wiseacre remarks in the comments section down below that say stuff like “Only one gamewinner?” or “He actually had two game winners”. Not a single one. Obviously, I was being funny with the title of the video. And I didn’t want to blow your minds right out of your…
Read MoreTobias Harris 25 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
I’ve said it before, but I’ll say it again: Tobias Harris needs to be more aggressive on offense. I don’t care whose toes he has to step on for this to happen. Someone needs to step up and be the alpha wolf on the Pistons, and it can’t be Reggie Jackson, because of reason. The…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic 15 Points Full Highlights (1/5/2017)
Frickin’ finally. FINALLY. I don’t know why the heck the Pistons would sign Boban Marjanovic to a big multiyear deal if they’re not even going to play him. Someone posited the theory that he’s insurance for when Aron Baynes’ contract runs its course? But that’s obviously BS because Baynes sucks and has stupid hair and…
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