Tag: Devin Booker

In some ways, Devin Booker isn’t really a rookie; his smooth scoring game belies his youth. In other ways, it is painfully obvious that he’s still just a kid who can’t legally drink beer. Look at his body language at 0:49. Is that a smile I see? A smile and some banter to an opponent?…

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Sometimes, the NBA lets me down. Sometimes, they let all of us down. This is one of those times. The Suns’ broadcast failed to show Devin Booker’s first point of the night, coming on a technical free throw. They just didn’t show it, preferring instead to run some footage of Dirk Nowitzki hitting that game-winner…

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My question about Devin Booker from an earlier description has been answered! We no longer have to toil in the suffocating ether of ignorance! “Can Devin Booker even grow facial hair?” The answer is yes! It’s not very good facial hair, in fact he hasn’t even managed to achieve the “sparse pubes” look yet, but…

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I’m kind of disappointed in Eddie Johnson’s commentary tonight. For those unaware, Eddie Johnson is the color commentator for the Phoenix Suns, who also has the side hustle of maintaining the upkeep of Devin Booker’s nutsack by cleaning it with his tongue. I mean, he’s been seriously hyping the Booker Report as often and as…

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Devin Booker is legit. That’s all there is to it. If I’m a Suns fan, I’ve already forgotten about Archie Goodwin. If I’m a fan of any other team, I never knew about Archie Goodwin in the first place. Eric Bledsoe? Brandon Knight? Their contracts are tradeable, or you can wait a few years until…

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You know, for being the youngest player in the league, Devin Booker isn’t half bad! The Suns must be doing something right after all; Rashad Vaughn, the NBA’s second youngest baller and basically the same type of player as Devin, is sucking balls on the Bucks, who have no offensive gameplan at all. That means,…

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Devin Booker is officially good enough that he deseves a nickname that isn’t “Booker-D”. Yeah, Booker-T was a cool wrestler, but do we really want Devin to take his moniker after a guy whose main claim to fame was a tag-team title with frickin’ Goldust? Luckily for the internet, DownToBuck exists, and he is ready…

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The Suns’ season is done. Just forget about it, trade everyone except for Devin Booker, and tank so hard that the 76ers will regret ever having won this game when Phoenix gets Ben Simmons. Okay, so maybe not that extreme. Jon Leuer and Archie Goodwin can stay also. Booker-D can be the featured offensive centerpiece…

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This Eddie Johnson jack-off sesh with Devin Booker is getting a little weird now. Eddie Johnson being the Suns’ color (add -ed to the previous word for some racism!) guy, of course. He just won’t ever shut up about Devin Booker and how good he is going to be/is right now. I’m surprised he can…

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When I saw Devin Booker take that hard fall during tonight’s game against the Pistons, one thought immediately popped into my head: “He dead” Like, I was freaking out because I just saw a dude DIE during an NBA game, not just a fan either, but a player, a player in the god-damn PRIME of…

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