I haven’t abandoned Donovan Mitchell yet! Unlike Ben Simmons (who is definitely way too good [or gets too many stats anyway] for my channel so I just sorta stopped making vids for him), if Mitchell has a good enough game, I can still dredge up a vid from the murky swamp of my willingness. Mitchell…
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Donovan Mitchell 35 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2018)
35 shots for 35 points. That, in case you didn’t realize, is a LOT of shots. Bradley Beal took 37 in a game this season, and Anthony Davis took 35 in one as well (but has three other games with 34, damn, he’s a chucker), and that’s it for dudes who have taken that many….
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
More triple-doubles. If Donovan Mitchell is going to win ROY, he needs more triple-doubles. Way more. He failed to get one tonight, in fact he wasn’t even close, so that means he’ll need to average at least 1.5 triple-doubles per game from here on out if he wants a shot at some hardware that isn’t…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2018)
It took a while for Donovan Mitchell to get going in this one, but once his did, it was over for the Pelicans. 25 points in the last 15 minutes of the game, wow, typed out like that it doesn’t seem that impressive. Oops. Watch the video. It will be impressive. I promise. So impressive…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (3/3/2018)
The narrative is slipping away from Donovan Mitchell. His ROY of the Year chances seem to be dwindling away. Ben Simmons, buoyed by the fake concepts of “court vision”, “defense”, and “impact”, is the favorite to win, and it doesn’t seem like any amount of 40-point games can displace him. There is no second chance…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)
Interesting note: in the month of February, Donovan Mitchell only shot above 50% from the field one time, and that was the first game of the month where he dropped forty points. He followed that up by scoring two whole points in his next game (does he even want to average 20 PPG?), and the…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/24/2018)
I don’t understand why the Jazz commentators were hyped for the “Donovan Mitchell vs. Dennis Smith Jr.” battle. Can it even be called a “battle” when they don’t play the same position? And if it even was a battle, why would you get excited for it? Mitchell’s gonna crush that matchup eight out of ten…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 24 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Okay, for real, if Donovan Mitchell is gonna win ROY of the Year then he needs to get more triple-doubles. Ben Simmons gets triple-doubles, and he’s gonna win if things don’t change right now. Problem is, Mitchell doesn’t have a game with more than 10 rebounds OR assists this season, but that’s okay. We can…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 25 Points Full Highlights (2/12/2018)
Donovan Mitchell took a lot of shots to get his 25 points. It didn’t end up so bad because he was so clutch at the end, but when you’re taking more shots, in this case 28, than the amount of points you have, you know it’s not a good game. By that standard, Allen Iverson…
Read MoreDonovan Mitchell 27 Points Full Highlights (2/11/2018)
Making that thumbnail image so zoomed in was a bad idea. I can’t stop looking at it. Have you ever noticed how weird human faces look? Those things are messed up to the max. Max SQUARED. If we ran across an alien race with featured as messed up as the ones we have, we’d never…
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