Anyone with half of a brain knows how much of a chance to succeed Doug McDermott is going to get this year. There will be talk about him having to play defense to stay on the court, but realistically, he could sit in the corner and pick his nose on that end of the court…
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Doug McDermott All 110 Three-Pointers Full Highlights (2015-16 Season Three-ilation)
Rarely does DownToBuck so pathetically bow to the collective will of the highlight-watching populace. There is no reason to make this video other than to appease the large body of Dougie McBuckets fans out there, because the amount of threes that McBuckets made on the year is simply not all that impressive. To put it…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 25 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)
It’s a good thing that Doug McDermott scored 25 points, because my March Madness bracket is already FRICKIN SCREWED. DAMMIT. I was really counting on mine being the perfect one this year. I need that money bad. Real bad. I looked up “evict” in the dictionary, because my landlord kept saying it to me. It’s…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)
How quickly things change in a year. If Doug McDermott scored 20 in a single game at any point last season, I would have been so hyped. Beyond hyped. A rookie scorer finally balling out and proving the haters wrong? People would have been lining up to see highlights of something like that. Doug McDermott…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 29 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)
Doug McDermott: Raptors killer? It’s like Paul Pierce all over again, Toronto fans. You’d better hope to whichever god/gods you direct your feeble prayers to that the Bulls and Raps don’t meet up in the playoffs, or Dwayne Casey and all his players are gonna each be receiving an individualized scrote-print directly on their foreheads…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 18 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)
The Bulls have officially determined that they don’t need Derrick Rose and Jimmy Butler. Officially. Those injured washed-up scrublords have been replaced in the rotation by players who are superior in both current play and potential future play: E’Twaun Moore and Doug McDermott. Chicago is still looking for a third star to put around these…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2016)
Just a few days ago I would have been really hyped for Doug McDermott scoring 20 points and throwing down a huge whamjam. Really hyped. One of the highlights of the year for me, possibly. Circumstances around Dougie McBuckets have changed. He has scored 30 points in an NBA game; anything less than 25 feels…
Read MoreDoug McDermott Career High 30 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)
Doug McDermott opened his eyes. He could see nothing but an indistinct gray-white haze. He reached up to rub his eyes, but found once he removed his hands that the haze remained the same. He could feel himself lying on some kind of surface, but once he picked himself up off of it, he found…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)
When you click on a Doug McDermott highlight video, what kind of made shots do you expect? Don’t say dunks. Saying wrong stuff on purpose isn’t funny. You are not funny. I’ll tell you what you expect: three pointers. That is what Dougie McBuckets does. That’s the whole reason he’s in the league in the…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 17 Points/1 Dunk Full Highlights (1/14/2016)
Racism alert! Check out 1:10. Hear that? Stacey King saying “Doug with the sneaky hops!”? I hate to be an agent of the PC Police, but damn. That is some racist stuff right there. Because Doug McDermott is white that means that he can’t throw down when he wants? Is that what is being implied…
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