Enes Kanter 28 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2016)

“Man, why do you look so sad?” Anthony Morrow asked, as he sat next to a morose Enes Kanter. “You dominated them!” “Yes, but Jesseca is still in Utah, and I am here alone,” Enes replied. “Christ, you’re still hung up on that broad? Didn’t you start hooking up with the Thunder cheerleaders yet? It’s…

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Enes Kanter Career High 33 Points Full Highlights (4/6/2016)

It is tempting to overreact to Enes Kanter’s 33 point/20 rebound night against the Trailblazers. But we have to remember that even though he is an undoubtedly talented player on the offensive end, his defense is such that…he…uh…SCREW IT! IT’S OVERREACTION TIME! Watch these highlights. There is only one conclusion to be made, and that…

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Enes Kanter 26 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

How many triple-doubles would Russell Westbrook have this season if it weren’t for Enes Kanter? I’m going to be generous and say one, even though I bet the answer is closer to zero. That’s just my gut feeling on the matter. Maybe if someone actually calculated it they’d find that it’s negative, even. Negative triple-doubles….

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Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (2/29/2016)

Behold: a new era of highlight-making where players are showcased objectively by displaying not only their made field goals, but their missed ones as well! DownToBuck strives for accuracy. And what could be more accurate than robotically compiling videos of players’ made buckets? It’s not like I was leaving any out to deceive people. But…

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Enes Kanter 22 Points Full Highlights (1/29/2016)

“Re: Photoshop Help Hey Enes, Saw your email yesterday so I went right to work putting you in those pictures of the Thunder dancers. Man those girls are hot! LOL I know you only like Jesseca but still. Can you hook me up??? LOL!!! :DDDD Anyway I attached the final copies let me know what…

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Enes Kanter 23 Points Full Highlights (1/27/2016)

“Enes? Why are you taking pictures of the dancers during their warmup?” Anthony Morrow expected Enes Kanter to be startled and embarrassed at being caught in a heinous act of perversion, but Enes merely shrugged and continued to snap pictures with his iPhone from his position in the locker room tunnel. “This has something to…

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Enes Kanter 19 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

The best thing about highlights is, by their very definition, they only show the good aspects of players. As had been proven many a time, a well-edited highlight package can make ANYONE look good. Hell, if you recorded me playing pickup ball at the gym for a month, you would probably get enough stuff to…

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Enes Kanter 24 Points Full Highlights (11/18/2015)

I’m tired of everyone dissing Enes Kanter all the time. Alright, we get it, he’s probably the worst defender in the league, yada yada yada blah blah blah. Wow. Who cares? The horse has been dead for a long time now. Instead let’s focusing on the things he does well. Positivity! Let’s see, he’s pretty…

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Enes Kanter 21 Points Full Highlights (11/8/2015)

Enes Kanter fidgeted with the silverware in front of him. His date was late, and even though she had seemed very eager to meet him, Enes himself was not as enthused about the entire operation. He would not have been entirely displeased if he had gotten ditched; that possibility presented a much slimmer chance of…

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