Gary “Kobe 0.6” Neal is continuing to play well and continuing to make me look like a fool for hating on him constantly for the past four years. I could gloat over his career-low assist percentage, but it would feel a little petty given that he’s currently nailing 45% of his three-pointers, so there should…
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Gary Neal 21 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2015)
Since I usually only say negative things about Gary Neal because I grew to hate him during his time with the Bucks (on a deeply personal level, not on just a player-fan relationship level), in this description I will only say good things about Gary Neal. I have even compiled a list of his positive…
Read MoreGary Neal 23 Points Full Highlights (11/24/2015)
Gary Neal is walking proof that the Spurs don’t magically turn every player they acquire into gold. Gary wasn’t even really that good for San Antonio aside from a few hot playoff games, games that he managed to parlay into a stupid contract with one of the only teams stupid enough to be fooled by…
Read MoreGary Neal 27 Points Full Highlights (3/7/2015)
It would not be fair to say that I “hate” Gary Neal. I’ve obviously never met the dude, I’m sure he’s a fine human being once you get to know him. His time with the Bucks resulted in me becoming frustrated in the quality of his play, but that’s as far as any animosity goes….
Read MoreGary Neal 17 Points Full Highlights (11/2/2014)
Gary Neal sat in his condo and smiled. His team hadn’t won the game, but he didn’t really care about that. Team success was never as much fun as individual success, and Gary’s performance had been fairly good. However, what really put him in a pleasant mood was not anything related to basketball. After several…
Read MoreGary Neal 16 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2014)
Gary Neal relaxed in his Charlotte apartment. The season was over, the playoffs had passed, and there were no daemonic avatars tormenting his thoughts and offering advice on shot-selection. The trade from Milwaukee had done wonders for his mental health. His team may not have won, but he got to put up a bunch of…
Read MoreGary Neal 17 Points Full Highlights (4/20/2014)
I still don’t know what the Bobcats were doing when they traded Ramon Sessions and Jeff Adrien for Luke Ridnour and Gary Neal. I guess it worked, cause they are a playoff team and the Bucks really aren’t, but them trading for two of the causes of the Bucks’ awfulness is strange. And it’s not…
Read MoreGary Neal Bobcats Debut 15 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2014)
Gary Neal is not the kind of player that fits very well on a rebuilding team like the Bucks. Of course, they signed him with the intent of making some noise in a weak Eastern Conference, but only after it became apparent that that wasn’t happening, did they change course and claim it was a…
Read MoreGary Neal 23 Points Full Highlights (11/6/2013)
Gary Neal sighed contentedly. A new beginning, in a new city. A new apartment, a new television. The new TV, that was the best part. The ghostly specter of Stephen Jackson was permanently affixed to his former TV, and as far as he knew, it still whispered “Goggle me slime. Im in da streets,” in…
Read MoreGary Neal 25 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/15/2013)
Gary Neal was chillaxing on the couch, wearing his comfy PJ’s and watching some Price is Right, when his phone rang. He dug it out of his pocket and, without a glance at the incoming number, answered, “Sup. This is Gary.” He almost dropped the phone when the responding voice came not from the phone,…
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