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Gerald Green 32 Points/1 Self-Oop Full Highlights (4/4/2014)

As a sagacious person once said: “With great power comes great responsibility”. That quote frames nicely my disappointment in Gerald Green tonight. Some may be impressed by his alley-oop to himself off the glass against the Blazers. And to the uninitiated, it certainly was. While he may have been pretty much eating the rim like…

Gerald Green 33 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2014)

There are lots of things that could be considered culminations of human achievement. Michelangelo’s Sistine Chapel paintings. The Pyramids of Giza. Beethoven’s 9th. Sun Tzu’s Art of War. The Burj Khalifa. The moon landing. Some of these are individual accomplishments, some are group efforts displaying humanity’s limitless potential for cooperation. These and many others are…

Gerald Green 26 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (2/11/2014)

Gerald Green is one of the major reasons why the Suns are exceeding expectations. He didn’t do jack last year with the Pacers, but this year is scoring at a decent clip and providing excitement with his huge jams. He might get a little trigger-happy with his jumper but you have to make concessions for…

Gerald Green 25 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2014)

Gerald Green clambered up to the top of the bookcase. It was easy, even as a three-year-old, since the couch provided a convenient intermediate platform from which to climb even higher. His plan, so far, had executed without hitch; his mom was washing dishes in the kitchen, his dad too busy with the newspaper to…

Gerald Green 30 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (1/27/2014)

This highlight package is a prefect representation of the current abilities of Gerald Green; threes, dunks, and the occasional swaggy midrange fader. The only problem with this it is the distinct lack of windmill dunks, but he makes up for it with a sick block on MCW. But don’t read too much into it. The…

Gerald Green 28 Points Full Highlights (1/15/2014)

Gerald Green just absolutely embarrassed Kendall Marshall. Half the clips in this video are of Green abusing Marshall with midrange turnaround jumpers. It was like watching prime Kobe out there. Is this what people were expecting when Gerald was the #1 high-schooler in the country? You also get to see a replay Green hitting his…

Gerald Green 22 Points/6 Threes/0 Dunks Full Highlights (12/23/2013)

Eric Bledsoe looked at his teammate skeptically. “You sure this thing’s safe? I don’t want to get blown up or nothing.” The contraption in Gerald Green’s hands certainly didn’t exude safety; it was basically a ball of wires and circuit boards, with a few analog radio knobs on the side. “I told you already Eric,…

Gerald Green 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (11/20/2013)

Gerald, man, I know you’re reading this. The NSA gives me a list of all the names associated with all the IP addresses that view my videos. I know you watch the highlights I’ve made of you. Listen to my words, and listen well. You need to shave that god-awful facial hair off. It’s horrible….

Gerald Green 21 Points/0 Dunks Full Highlights (11/3/2013)

Nihil. Zilch. Zero. A seemingly simple concept with limitless depth, containing interesting philosophical quandaries. What is the nature of nothingness? Is nothing something? If there are zero of something, how can we say that those things exist at all? Are there different flavors of zero? Why was its status as a number developed so late…

Gerald Green 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (4/24/2013)

Oh man. I had to break into some dude’s house to upload these Gerald Green highlights, given my current, um, unfavorable circumstances. Apparently people still do the “house key under the doormat” thing. Anyway, let me tell you, his dog would not shut up. Barking nonstop. I was getting pretty antsy, paranoid about it alerting…