Golden State Warriors – Page 4

Eric Paschall 25 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2020)

Eric Paschall basically spent this entire game making bitchmeat out of any player that the Suns tried to put on him. Whether through his outside shooting or his beefy inside game, multiple Suns players were victimized so thoroughly by Paschall that they probably have PTSD now. I almost got PTSD just watching it happen and…

Jordan Poole 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

If Jordan Poole can’t make an impact scoring the ball (which, looking at his percentages, seems like the case the majority of the time), he can do the next best thing: make an impact passing the ball. No one is going to criticize him for passing the ball (which could result in a made shot)…

Eric Paschall 23 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2020)

Did anyone realize that we had gone a whole month without a 20-burger from Eric Paschall? I did (because I wasn’t having to make any vids for him, a minor burden taken off my shoulders), and probably Warriors fans did (the real Warriors fans, not the bandwagoners who are just counting down the days until…

Marquese Chriss 21 Points/5 Dunks Full Highlights (2/25/2020)

Marquese “Mar-Queso” “Sea-Cheese” Chriss has lately been on a murderous vendetta against rims all across the country. Never before has his shot selection been so disciplined and focused. His single goal on the court these days seems to be to cram basketballs through orange rings suspended ten feet in the air with fury that matches…

Ky Bowman 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Ky Bowman started off the season stronger than anybody thought he would, given his apparently dismal performance in Summer League that set expectations for him at a very low level. For the first two months of the season, it really seemed like the Warriors had pulled an extremely productive rookie out of thin air. He…

Damion Lee 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

“Dear Glenn and Alec, Hope things are going well in Philadelphia! It’s really different without you guys in the locker room. I don’t know if you heard, but we got Andrew Wiggins, who is super chill and always has a bunch of bags of Doritos with him at all times. Not that I’m accusing you…

Jordan Poole 19 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Jordan Poole is now shooting 45% from the field in the month of February. Those of you who had stopped paying attention to him because of his historically bad shooting performance as a rookie should take another look because, for these past eight games, he has looked not only like a real NBA player, but…

Juan Toscano-Anderson 16 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2020)

Things move quickly for rookies in the NBA. Just a few days ago, Juan Toscano-Anderson was the “Mexican Steph Curry”. But now, after this performance, he is, according to Warriors commentator Bob Fitzgerald, “Matt Barnes Part Two”. Somehow this doesn’t feel like an improvement. Barnes was a fine player, but he’s more renowned for his…

Jordan Poole 19 Points Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

With this 7-of-15 performance from the field, Jordan Poole is OFFICIALLY shooting over 30% from the field this season. He has shown real improvement over the past couple games as his role increased with the departure of Glenn Robinson III and Alec Burks. He still has those absolute dud games, but the games where he…

Juan Toscano-Anderson 10 Points/5 Assists/2 Dunks Full Highlights (2/20/2020)

The most exciting thing that happened in this game was probably that Juan Toscano-Anderson pretty much posterized one of the mop-dudes whose job it is to clean up all the man-sweat that is constantly defiling the hardwood. This particular mop-dude wasn’t mopping, but rather wiping. And then he was getting posterized by an NBA player…