Tyler Herro, half-asleep, rolled over restlessly. Why was his bed so uncomfortable all of a sudden? He would have to leave a note for housekeeping to get him a new mattress. He squeezed his eyes shut, wanting to go back to sleep; after all, he had slept in enough airport terminals to be accustomed to…
Read MoreTag: Hall of the Thirty Point Scorers
Michael Porter Jr. Career High 37 Points Full Highlights (8/3/2020)
Michael Porter Jr. rolled over groggily, slowly awakening from what must have been a very deep sleep. However, when his nose smashed against the unyieldingly hard surface below him, his return to full consciousness was hastened substantially. Opening his eyes, he found himself staring at a floor made out of pure marble. Thinking that his…
Read MoreBoban Marjanovic Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2020)
An extremely tall, extremely naked man lay on the smooth marble floor of the Hall. He did not stir, for at that very moment, his consciousness was being transferred from his still-awake mortal body to this new clone, which was lying dormant until it was awakened by the first spark of intelligence sending electrical pulses…
Read MoreChristian Wood Career High 30 Points/7 Dunks Full Highlights (3/7/2020)
Christian Wood opened his eyes and, unexpectedly, saw another pair of eyes staring directly into his own. “Ah!” The other man was not perturbed by Christian’s surprise. He continued to hold his head directly over Christian’s. “I’m glad you’re awake. I was thinking you would never come around.” With those words, Christian immediately thought that…
Read MoreAron Baynes Career High 37 Points/9 Threes Full Highlights (3/6/2020)
When Aron Baynes first opened his eyes, the bright light assaulting them made it hard to do anything more than squint. But what he saw through those squinted eyelids made him think that he had been transported to an Australian beach; there was cloudy sky above him, a sandy-colored material below him, and what looked…
Read MoreShake Milton Career High 39 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
Shake Milton opened his eyes, took one look at the unfamiliar surroundings, and wearily closed his eyes again. He knew he was dreaming, and attempted to will himself into waking up. However, when he next opened his eyes, the scene hadn’t changed, and there was still the hardness of stone against his back rather than…
Read MoreOG Anunoby Career High 32 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (3/1/2020)
OG Anunoby realized that he was lying on a hard surface, and just as quickly realized that there was no reason for him to being on a hard surface unless something had gone terribly wrong. “This isn’t funny, guys,” he said without opening his eyes, assuming that some of his teammates, prone to juvenile practical…
Read MoreCoby White Career High 33 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2020)
Coby White had the sensation that he was lying on his back. His voluminous hair acted as a pillow, protecting the back of his head from the hard surface he was lying on. But the real question was, if he was just waking up from sleep, why wasn’t he in a bed? He opened his…
Read MoreZion Williamson 31 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (2/11/2020)
Zion Williamson opened his eyes from…not sleep, exactly, but something close to it. When he saw nothing but gleaming silver clouds above his head, he blinked once. Nothing changed. He closed his eyes and opened them again after a few seconds. Still no change. Somehow, he had sleepwalked and ended up outside. Or had he?…
Read MoreFurkan Korkmaz Career High 34 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (2/7/2020)
Furkan Korkmaz groggily opened his eyes, but the light was too bright, and he immediately closed them before he could get a good look at his surroundings. The last he could remember, him and his teammates had been en route to a nightclub to celebrate their win and his new career high in points…was this…
Read More