Houston Rockets – Page 29

Michael Beasley 17 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (3/18/2016)

At some point, the honeymoon is going to end, and Michael Beasley will revert to his old habits of being a crazy headcase chucker who pisses everybody off. It has to, right? There’s no way that he can keep putting up 15 a game off the bench and actually helping his team win games. That…

Marcus Thornton 18 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2016)

“Thanks for agreeing to meet me at this restaurant,” said Marcus Thornton as he sat down in a corner booth of Old Country Buffet. “It really helps me be more comfortable than meeting in a conference room. I’m gonna go get some food now.” The two Wizards front-office executives waited patiently for Marcus to return…

Michael Beasley 16 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2016)

Whenever broadcasters talk about Michael Beasley, they talk about his “talent”, as if that’s the only thing he is: a player who possesses talent. That’s misguided and, frankly, insulting to B-Easy. If I was a commentator, here’s what I would talk about: the fact that Beasley once pissed off LeBron James by eating ice cream…

Andrew Goudelock 11 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Don’t get too hyped for these Andrew Goudelock highlights. You can get hyped for the man himself, just DO NOT get hyped for the video. Because the Rockets’ production crew had to go and screw it all up. Here’s a hint for you jokers in the truck: when there is a play going on, CEASE…

Donatas Motiejunas 18 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2016)

Just going to temper expectations here: there will not be a Donatas Motiejunas post-move-ilation this year. It’s not going to happen. Motiejunas just has been way too injured and ineffective this year for it to be anything other than somewhat sad to watch, were it to be compiled. You’d watch it and be like “this…

Corey Brewer 21 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

Corey Brewer is shooting under 30% from three this year on three attempts per game. Normally I would rag on him hard for shooting all those shots which he clearly can’t make, but at this point I’m at the “acceptance” stage of the process. He’s basically shot 29% from three over the course of the…

Michael Beasley 15 Points Full Highlights (3/12/2016)

This might be the funniest storyline of the year: Michael Beasley has just walked into Houston and straight up taken all of Josh Smith’s minutes. A dude gets traded back to the one team that has recently found a use for him, and proceeds to suck so bad that a dude who wasn’t even playing…

Michael Beasley 18 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2016)

I love it when this kind of stuff happens. The Rockets are hurting a bit right now, looking for that little push to get them into the playoffs. Their roster isn’t cutting it, and they need to bring in some fresh talent to revitalize things. Enter some random guy that nobody’s ever heard of named…

K.J. McDaniels 12 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (3/9/2016)

K.J. McDaniels just SHOWED OUT against his former team. This is the kind of stuff we got used to seeing when K.J. was losing a ton of games with the Sixers. And now, for pretty much the first time, we get to see it with McDaniels donning a Rockets jersey. That’s good news, so now…

Corey Brewer 23 Points Full Highlights (3/6/2016)

Everyone has a different theory as to why the Houston Rockets aren’t performing up to expectations. James Harden this, Dwight Howard that, Sam Dekker the other thing. Blah blah blah. Those players may have some responsibility for their team’s current dire situation, but they don’t shoulder anywhere near a majority of it. No, the real…