Terrence Ross 27 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2016)

Every time I try to write something even vaguely critical of Terrence Ross or even the Raptors as a team, I get a flood of angry Canadians commenting, telling me that I’m wrong and that even if I wasn’t wrong, my team (the Bucks) really sucks so I am not in a position to criticize….

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Jason Terry 15 Points Full Highlights (2/27/2016)

OFFICIAL OLD NBA PLAYERS POWER RANKINGS [RANKED BY HOW GOOD THEY ARE RIGHT NOW] 1. Dirk Nowitzki 2. Tim Duncan 3. Manu Ginobili 4. Kobe Bryant 5. Paul Pierce [POWER GAP] 6. Vince Carter 7. Jason Terry 8. Andre Miller [POWERER GAP] 9. Rasual Butler???? 10. Pablo Prigioni 11. Chris Andersen 12. Metta World Peace…

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Patrick Beverley 18 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

I guess I’m still a little surprised that Pat Beverley has so utterly made Ty Lawson into his personal bitchslave. The rational part of my mind tells me “Harden does all the ball-handling and he doesn’t play defense, so a defense-first PG is perfect for him” while the other part of my mind says “but…

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Trevor Ariza 25 Points Full Highlights (2/19/2016)

This is one of Trevor Ariza’s mythical “actual good games”. He has plenty of games that look like good games, but they’re what I like to call “fake good games”. I call them that because he might score some points, but he does so inefficiently while committing turnovers and fouling too much. James Harden has…

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Corey Brewer 24 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2016)

I trust basketball-reference for a lot of things related to the NBA, but player nicknames is not one of them. For example, the nickname listed for Corey Brewer is “The Drunken Dribbler”. Now, I didn’t watch a whole lot of his college career, so maybe they called him that back then, but I’ve never heard…

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Josh Smith 19 Points Full Highlights (2/2/2016)

Josh Smith has been pretty bad since coming back to Houston, I mean, he was bad before as well, but now he is on a team that expects his badness so it’s not so bad in the end. Or something. I should really rewrite that sentence. Whatever. Yeah, anyone anticipating that he would magically become…

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Trevor Ariza 31 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (1/25/2016)

Think about how excited you would be if you watched Wilt score his 100 points in a single game. Very excited, right? You’d be going nuts, and you’d be recording it with your magic rectangle from the future so that future generations could enjoy the footage. Now think about how excited you would be if,…

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Marcus Thornton 23 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (1/18/2016)

I think we should all get to go back in time to the end of 2010-2011 season when Marcus Thornton was scoring 21 points per game. It was a carefree time, with no worries about maintaining a highlight channel, and the only concern in the world was whether you wanted to root for the Lakers…

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Clint Capela 14 Points Full Highlights (1/17/2016)

When I saw in the boxscore that Clint Capela had six made field goals I was like “Strap yourself in bro, because the Capelmeister just whapped it six different times and you’re about to make highlights.” Yeah, sometimes I refer to myself as “bro” in my thoughts. Anyway, I got going on the video, and…

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Patrick Beverley 16 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/10/2016)

There’s an awesome point guard battle going on down in Houston right now. In one corner, we have Ty Lawson, who is a chronic drunkard, a lush, an alkie, and just not a very good basketball player right now. He’s also a manlet. In the other corner, we have Patrick Beverley, who is a hard-nosed…

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