Houston Rockets – Page 3

Kenyon Martin Jr. 21 Points Full Highlights (3/14/2021)

https://youtu.be/u4DcZ5NpoC8 I try not to hold grudges too much, but the fact of the matter is, grudges are FUN to hold, so I’m not even going to apologize when I disclose the following grudge: I have a preordained dislike for Kenyon Martin Jr. because his dad is Kenyon Martin, and once upon a time, the…

Kevin Porter Jr. 27 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/12/2021)

https://youtu.be/5UdplIZF9cg Kevin Porter Jr. is back, people. Backer than back. Back times two. Back SQUARED You’re looking at the future of Rockets basketball, no, I’m not overreacting. You’re the one who is underreacting here. Maybe watch this video and get back to me, yeah? I don’t even remember who James Harden is anymore. Some ring-chasing…

David Nwaba Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2021)

https://youtu.be/JXFYQ1aAT4M To my great disappointment, only 474 people (at the time of this writing) watched my last David Nwaba video, which was uploaded a week ago now. I think I know the reason though: that video was only nineteen points. Nineteen points isn’t enough to get people to spend two minutes of their hard-earned life…

David Nwaba 19 Points Full Highlights (2/15/2021)

https://youtu.be/ENy2hOaYGi0 Every additional year that David Nwaba sticks around in the league, my brain hurts more and more. It’s not that I think Nwaba is a bad dude or even a bad player, but I simply can’t comprehend the fact that a shooting guard with no jumpshot can make it in a league that’s all…

Jae’Sean Tate 19 Points Full Highlights (2/4/2021)

https://youtu.be/Qtnw2YDWVq4 Undrafted rookie Jae’Sean Tate made a name for himself early in his basketball career, not by performing particularly well or for having an insane vertical leap, but for throwing a basketball at a notable teammate of his who had moobs and a beard and really, really wanted to be traded really bad. Getting into…

DeMarcus Cousins 28 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2021)

https://youtu.be/uCaIUxNHYdA It’s been almost 7 years since I uploaded any sort of DeMarcus Cousins video (and that includes compilations, I was always too lazy to make one of him getting techs) to my channel. By the time of that final uploadment, in April of 2014, Cousins had really put things together (at least in terms…

Mason Jones 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/16/2021)

https://youtu.be/YPrwJlGedRY With his recently-completed tradement, the James Harden era of Houston Rockets basketball is over. I’m not about to write out a whole long eulogy for it (or did you think I’d be too stupid to know what a eugoogly was?*), I’ll leave that to someone who consumed Rockets games on a more regular basis…

Christian Wood 31 Points Rockets Debut Full Highlights (12/26/2020)

https://youtu.be/lc-62nJ6Mkk The Rockets gave Christian Wood a lot of money. Not a TON of money, especially when compared to some of the eye-watering deals that have been handed out recently, but a lot of money considering that Wood was only really good for about one-half of one season. In the past, maybe they would’ve waited…

P.J. Tucker 18 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)

Everyone is making a big huge thing about how PJ Tucker defended Anthony Davis so well in game one (I don’t know how he did in this game, because I don’t care about defense). And on the surface, it looks admirable: Tucker is a midget masquerading as a center, and Davis is one of the…

Eric Gordon 24 Points Full Highlights (9/6/2020)

It only took Eric Gordon about 14 minutes of nearly consecutive (he was subbed out for like two minutes) game-time to score these 24 points. The remainder of the 36 total minutes he ended up playing saw him score 0 points. Whoops! Still, those 14 minutes were really sweet. He just kept scoring. His three-point…