Tag: Ian Clark

The lineup that the Pelicans played in this game against the Kings was missing a lot of players and had no go-to scorer that I can tell. Anthony Davis was out due to forcing a trade out of New Orleans. Julius Randle was out for some reason, probably “load management”. E’Twaun Moore’s been out for…

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If you ignore his 36-point performance a few years ago with the Warriors, and you really should ignore it, because it was one of those games where both teams rested all their good players and the ESPN commentators were really salty and they showed this kid who came from a million miles away just to…

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Tell me if this combination of events sounds familiar: -New Orleans Pelicans -Chucker shooting guard -End-of-the-season game -Points scored is less than field goals attempted If those things reminded you of Jordan Crawford, you’d be correct! Jordan Crawford did those things for the Pelicans two years ago (or is it three? five???) and now Ian…

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I was going to write a long (okay, medium-length) diatribe on how it’s TOTALLY NOT COOL that Frank Jackson is stealing all of Ian Clark’s minutes, but when I looked at Clark’s minutes splits this season, he’s getting more minutes per game in the month of March than any other month this season. So my…

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I love how I can say the following sentence with a straight face: “Ian Clark buried the Lakers in the fourth quarter”. That’s just a great sentence, not only for the sayer of the sentence, but the reader of the sentence as well. It’s also a great sentence because it’s a true sentence: Ian Clark…

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After seeing Ian Clark regress badly from his last year in Golden State to his first year in New Orleans, which was last year, you might have thought that he was done regressing. Or you might have hoped that he wouldn’t regress anymore. In both scenarios you would be wrong, because Ian Clark has definitively…

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I will never forget, as long as my corporeal form remains heaving on this cursed planet, the time Ian Clark kicked the Bucks’ ass in Summer League. This was way before he was any good, he was coming off a season with 26 made shots on uninspiring percentages, and then he just comes in and…

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Ian “The Clarksman” Clark did me a favor by having a good scoring game immediately after I conceived of his new moniker. Now I look like a genius for coming up with a nickname that praises his shooting ability. For now, just pretend that this video isn’t nothing but floaters, and also pretend that floaters…

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The minimal amount of attention that Ian Clark got while he was on the Warriors has faded completely away, leaving Clark to be nothing but an ignored sharpshooter on a good, but not great, playoff team. From bandwagon fans pretending they knew who he was to nobody even pretending to care because they don’t know…

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Ian Clark utterly failed to capitalize on his bananas 19-point first half tonight. For some reason I was feeling pessimistic while his total in the boxscore kept inching upwards, like I knew this was going to happen. Well, it has, and 21 points isn’t even that exciting. He even had a whole overtime and wasted…

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