Are Wizards fans upset that Ian Mahinmi is only just now starting to produce at a level equivalent to his contract? Or are they happy that Ian Mahinmi is producing at all, given that they’ve had to endure three years of total nothingness from him? How much of this anger/non-anger is directed towards the front…
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Ian Mahinmi 15 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (1/12/2020)
Don’t get your hopes up regarding Ian Mahinmi and his career-high 7 assists. You all shouldn’t be expecting a Jokic-esque passing performance from him, but I know at least one of you is, and whoever you are, you deserve to be slapped. It’s Ian Mahinmi, people. If he had passing skills of any sort, we…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi Career High 25 Points/2 Threes Full Highlights (12/30/2019)
After toiling through individual box-scores from the past four seasons, I have made an OFFICIAL DTB DETERMINATION: This 25-point performance marks the first time since Ian Mahinmi signed with the Wizards that he has lived up to his contract. If you’ve forgotten (and if you’re a ‘Zards fan, you’ve been trying really hard to forget),…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 17 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Big shout-out goes to Ian Mahinmi for raising his free-throw percentage to a blistering 73 percent after being a sub-60 percent shooter the last few years. Everyone talks about Andre Drummond transforming into a way better player because of his improved foul shooting, but no one is speaking the same way about Mahinmi. Neither are…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 17 Points Full Highlights (1/12/2018)
Ian Mahinmi is now in his 9th season in the NBA. That blows my mind. Part of the problem is I keep getting him combined with Kevin Seraphin, but the other part of the problem is that it seems like just yesterday that he was hitting that third-quarter buzzer-beating jumper for the Mavericks against the…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 16 Points Full Highlights (3/17/2017)
Pretty much the only way Ian Mahinmi will ever EVER be worth his contract is if he averages this many points per game until he’s 34 years old, which is when his contract finally ends. However, he will need to average more than the three rebounds he grabbed in this game, unless he’s having the…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 15 Points/7 Steals Full Highlights (3/7/2017)
The Wizards paid Ian “Iannis Mahintokounmpo” Mahinmi a lot of money during the offseason. 60 million over 4 years, on the basis of a couple middling season with the Pacers. Maybe you could upgrade his last one with them to be “solid”. I certainly did a lot of vids of him that year, vids that…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (4/23/2016)
I hereby apologize to all those new subscribers that I gained when I made that Stephen Curry three-ilation. My actions were misleading and reprehensible. I made those highlights, showcasing one of the NBA’s premiere talents, knowing full well that no more Curry highlights would be forthcoming. But did those new subscribers know? Of course not….
Read MoreIan Mahinmi 18 Points Full Highlights (3/29/2016)
I stare in disbelief at the words displayed on my computer screen. I don’t realize that I am speaking as a moaned “no…no…” tumbles from my mouth. Ian Mahinmi has scored eighteen points yet again, and thus, I am obliged to make his highlights. “I’ll do a different video,” I say to myself as my…
Read MoreIan Mahinmi Career High 19 Points Full Highlights (3/27/2016)
Apparently nobody cares when Ian Mahinmi scores an uncommonly large (for him) amount of points. That’s okay, you can’t make people care about things they don’t care about. However, for Ian’s benefit, I have compiled a list of the things that Mahinmi would have to do in-game in order for people to pay attention to…
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