Full disclosure: Darren Collison statpads the heck out of the… stats… in the last minute of this game, scoring 7 of his 21 during foulball. Fuller disclosure: He once, like, punched his girlfriend or something but no one even cares/remembers. Fullest disclosure of ultimate disclosurement: I’ve said this before, but this video is for sure…
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Domantas Sabonis 23 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)
So Domantas Sabonis had to leave this game with a minute left after he sustained some kind of injury. It looked like a turned ankle and he walked off mostly under his own power, so I’m hopeful that it’s not anything major. I thought about showing a clip of the injury at the end of…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2019)
“Dear Father, Today, I wore a hat on the way to the arena. It was a trendy piece of headwear in the “beanie” style – many young men in America wear such hats. Ostensibly, the hat was worn in order to showcase my fashion sense. I even paired it with some other clothes that were…
Read MoreThaddeus Young 22 Points Full Highlights (2/23/2019)
The Pacers are going to need to get the most out of all their high-class role-player talent if they want to stick in the top 4 of the East and gain whatever playoff advantage that conveys them. Victor Oladipo may have been a little overrated (and getting even more so now that he’s dead), but…
Read MoreWesley Matthews 24 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (2/22/2019)
I understand that the Pacers acquired Wes Matthews because they needed a Victor Oladipo replacement. I fully understand that. He gives you like 40% of what Oladipo could, but he’s inexpensive and was good enough once upon a time that fans would approve of the signing. But put yourself in my shoes. Look at the…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (2/9/2019)
Now doesn’t seem like the right time to advance my theory that Victor Oladipo was maybe a little bit overrated. Too soon after the injury? It’s like criticizing a dead dude (just a normal dude, not someone famous for being garbage); no matter how much of a jerkoff he was in life, in death he…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 29 Points/1 Kick Full Highlights (2/7/2019)
“Dear Father, Today, there was a bat in the arena while we played our game. While it was a little bit of light-hearted fun for my teammates, and an unexpected moment of entertainment for the fans (provided none of them were bat-phobic), for me it was a truly miserable experience. When I got a close…
Read MoreMyles Turner 22 Points/4 Blocks Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
Myles Turner is the league’s leading shotblocker, both in terms of raw blocks and blocks per game. And that’s in only 28 minutes per game. If he played a full 36, his dominance would be even more pronounced. As it is, the league is kinda lacking in a single player who is way above everyone…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 24 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
Bojan Bogdanovic started this game off with a personal 10-2 run against the Lakers, setting the tone for the devastation that was to come. I don’t think LeBron James and company ever recovered from the Croatian booty-kicking delivered in those first few minutes, eventually leading to total team collapse. YES. This is what I want;…
Read MoreAaron Holiday 17 Points Full Highlights (2/5/2019)
First off: does that thumbnail not look anything like Aaron Holiday or is it just me? I have a picture in my mental database of what Holiday is supposed to look like (like his brothers, basically), but this, this looks like Yogi Ferrell. Do I have some sort of prosopagnosia that is just now manifesting…
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