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Jahlil Okafor Career High 31 Points Full Highlights (2/21/2016)

We should all be excited that Jahlil Okafor got a new career high in points tonight with 31. An incredible offensive display by one of the league’s premiere young talents, showing that all the vet-savvy in the world can’t save you if you can’t move your feet. Yes, I’m talking about you, ZaZa. I’m calling…

Jahlil Okafor 26 Points Full Highlights (2/10/2016)

Jahlil Okafor has been shooting much better since he got a real point guard on his team, that real point guard being Ish Smith. Imagine if he got to play with a REALLY real point guard, as in one that is a consensus starter in the league. On a scale of 1-10, how hard would…

Jahlil Okafor 22 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/6/2016)

Jahlil Okafor is losing out in the hype arms-race to Kristaps Porzingis and Karl-Anthony Towns. Hell, he’s losing ground to frickin’ Nikola Jokic at this point. One of the most hyped prospects in recent times, and he’s getting out-hyped by a skinny dude from Serbia, a skinnier dude from Latvia, and a guy with too…

Jahlil Okafor 20 Points Full Highlights (1/20/2016)

There was a big kerfuffle a while back about baseball games being way too long with all the standing around waiting for pitches, hell, maybe it’s still going on, how the hell am I supposed to know, what, do I look like DownToBrewer to you? But yeah. When people start complaining that baseball, traditionally the…

Jahlil Okafor 25 Points Full Highlights (1/16/2016)

When I saw that Jahlil Okafor had 17 points in the first quarter, the first thing I thought was “Wilt’s record is SCREWED!”. I started playing it out in my head: 94, 96, 98… Jahlil cannot be stopped, the crowd is delirious, he scores bucket after bucket, jumpers, hooks, slams, his teammates feeding him on…

Jahlil Okafor 23 Points Full Highlights (1/2/2016)

23 points in 17 minutes off the bench? No wonder Jahlil Okafor’s dad was harassing coach Brown from his place in the stands. He, his son, and everyone else were totally robbed of a 40-burger! From now on, Jahlil should stop punching civilians and focus his punches on a different target: the Philadelphia 76ers coaching…

Jahlil Okafor 18 Points Full Highlights (12/22/2015)

I’ve run out of stuff to say about Jahlil Okafor. Alaa Abdelnaby hasn’t, though. Which kind of sucks for everybody, because not only does Philly have the worst team in the league, they have one of the worst commentators currently working for an NBA team. It’s like when Sidney Moncrief was doing color for the…

Jahlil Okafor 20 Points Full Highlights (12/18/2015)

What was Jahlil Okafor’s favorite thing about prom? The punch bowl!

Jahlil Okafor 19 Points Full Highlights (12/16/2015)

It has come to my attention that there are people out there who are hating on Jahlil Okafor. Attention Jahlil Okafor haters: STOP hating on Jahlil Okafor RIGHT NOW! So, yeah, he punched a dude and drove his car really fast. Who cares? Only TMZ and TMZ-readers. The only thing I care about is his…

Jahlil Okafor 22 Points Full Highlights (12/14/2015)

Say what you will about Jahlil Okafor’s deficiencies in certain areas of the game, but damn, it’s fun to watch him get buckets. He might not be the most efficient at getting buckets, or have the best bucket-selection. Maybe he could get fewer buckets and work on passing. Three-point buckets are not a thing for…