Tag: Jahlil Okafor

The NBA official YouTube account just uploaded a video that had some sweet Kareem Abdul-Jabbar post moves contained within. I love KAJ. Greatest of all time, GOAT if you will, if you want my opinion. And I’m not even being funny or sarcastic or anything. Michael Jordan can lick Kareem’s nutsack, if you want another…

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Things must be getting frustrating for Jahlil Okafor. Coming off a very successful high-school and college career only to be trapped on the worst team in the league/worst team ever? Even the most even-tempered players would get annoyed with the amount of non-winning that is going on in Philly. Not to mention one of the…

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One of the great things about being an American is that you are granted certain rights, guaranteed by a little piece of paper, maybe you’ve heard of it, it’s called the Constitution. Sorry Euros, enjoy getting arrested for sending a vaguely racist tweet while I exercise my freedom by buying assault rifles and burning bibles….

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I’m starting to really feel for Philly fans. I get that they’re going to be good in the future (at least, that’s the plan), but damn, how much fun could it possibly be watching your team lose night after night with no reprieve. It’ll take a couple chips to undo the amount of bad will…

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Jahlil Okafor just kind of turned Karl-Anthony Towns into his own personal bitch tonight, didn’t he? Do I sense a sweet description incoming? Yeah, nah. Don’t really feel like writing any vaguely homoerotic domination stuff right now. These highlights speak for themselves, anyway. I don’t want to overreact, but this right here is the reason…

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New candidate for worst nickname of the year: “Jah-man”. Actually, it’s still “The Bus Driver”, but when you’ve already got two of the horriblest monikers in the league attached to you before you’ve even played a month in the NBA, you know your commentary team sucks. Marc Zukoff must have been so dumbfounded by Alaa…

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I know it’s been mentioned a lot, especially before the draft, but man, Jahlil Okafor’s hands are BIG. He palms the ball like it’s a grapefruit. I hadn’t really noticed the effect in-game before, and now that I have, it’s just blowing my mind. Blowing my mind in much the same way as if Jahlil…

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Jesus Christ. Starting around 45 seconds into this video is the worst sequence of commentary that I’ve heard so far this year, easily beating out Stephanie Ready’s stilted “Oh no he didn’t!” from the last Hornets game. What’s up with teams replacing their perfectly good commentators with semi-literate drooling mongoloids? I liked Malik Rose. Don’t…

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