What is Jan Vesely’s favorite spot in a supermarket? The Czechout lane. What is Jan Vesely’s preferred type of bank account? A Czeching account. How does Jan Vesely point out an attractive female to his friends? “Czech out the ass on that one.” What is Jan Vesely’s favorite State Farm television commercial? Discount Double-Czech. When…
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Jan Vesely 10 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (3/23/2014)
Playing in the NBA must really suck. There are these things called “expectations” that follow you around your whole career and cause untold amounts of stress. Jan Vesely has plenty of these so-called “expectations”. These include “having skills other than athleticism”, “the ability to shoot free throws”, and “not being a gigantic bust”. Unfortunately he…
Read MoreJan Vesely 12 Points Full Highlights (1/8/2014)
I’ve been watching too many Wizards games for my own good. Why do I subject myself to it? Because anything seems good compared to watching the Bucks. Anyway, I’ve noticed that the Wizards are making a concerted effort to play Jan Vesely. He’s always looked good in Summer League, even hitting jumpers, and apparently he…
Read MoreJan Vesely 10 Points/4 Assists/3 Dunks Full Highlights (1/14/2013)
So last time I made Jan Vesely highlights, I made the mistake of insulting his appearance. I said he had a messed up face. I should have been more clear. It may be weird looking by American standards, but in actuality it is nicely proportioned and eye-pleasing compared to the face of your standard Czech…
Read MoreJan Vesely 10 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (1/7/2012)
Jan “Silent J” Vesely has a smoking hot girlfriend. Who cares if he is kind of a bust? Who cares that a 6th overall pick has seemingly no basketball skills other than jumping and running? His girlfriend is fine. Damn fine. She’s also damn tall. Got to be at least 6-6. I could make a…
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