I admit, when Jaylen Brown hit his third three from the same spot in the first half, I was a little peeved. Not a lot peeved, but a little. And it wasn’t like I was really mad at Brown in particular, rather, I was made at the Celtics for having the audacity to move the…
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Jaylen Brown 19 Points Full Highlights (4/28/2019)
I would like to start off this description by stating unequivocally, without equivocation, that I am not “salty”, “butthurt”, or otherwise angry about the outcome of game one between the Celtics and the Bucks. The Celtics had a good gameplan, they executed it well, and they won. That’s all there is to it. Since I…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (4/19/2019)
I couldn’t believe it when Hubie Brown said that Jaylen Brown (his son) was the leading scorer for the Celtics in the playoffs last season. I know the Celtics had to make do with a bunch of role-player heroics during that time, but Brown? No way. So I looked it up, and I’m telling you,…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 29 Points Full Highlights (3/23/2019)
Why didn’t the Celtics go to Jaylen Brown as their 18-point fourth quarter lead dwindled to nothing, and then stopped being a lead and started being a deficit? Why did Kyrie Irving jack up all those bad threes? Why is Brad Stevens polishing his resume for a return to the college game where his deficient…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)
The Celtics may have won this game by scoring more points than the Hawks, but I’m putting this one in the “L” column because they let them come all the way back after being up by hundreds of points. That may not sound fair, but for a team like the Celtics who were supposed to…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2019)
We were such fools to think that a player who shoots 65% from the free throw line could ever be a good three-point shooter. Such fools! Such astounding foolishness! It is a well-known adage that “he who sucks from free will suck from three”. Jaylen Brown’s near-40% three-point shooting last season was simply a statistical…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 24 Points Full Highlights (1/30/2019)
Celtics fans better not get too attached to Jaylen Brown, because he is almost certainly going to be part of the package that the Celtics trade to the Pelicans in order to get the disgruntled Anthony Davis in return. I feel like Celtics fans have already detached from Brown given his regression from last season…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 23 Points Full Highlights (1/23/2019)
If I’m Jaylen Brown, I’m going shopping right now for a nice greeting card, maybe something with leprechauns on it or something, with the intent of writing a heartfelt message in it and delivering it to Gordon Hayward’s locker. The heartfelt message would be something like this: “Hey Gordon, It’s cool that you’re not injured…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 30 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2018)
The biggest news from this game: Jaylen Brown went 7 of 8 from the stripe. That’s right up there with his famous and oft-replayed 7 of 7 performance back in February against the Hornets. Do you remember where you were when he had that perfect night? I do. I was making highlights at my computer…
Read MoreJaylen Brown 21 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (12/21/2018)
For some reason, God has cursed me with the inability to dunk. He has also cursed me with a skinny frame and noodle arms that don’t have much muscle. There are many other afflictions He has cursed me with, but these are the two that are relevant to the discussion at hand. If we combine…
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