Joakim Noah – DownToBuck

Joakim Noah 15 Points Full Highlights (3/16/2019)

I think Joakim Noah needs to rethink his hair situation. What he’s doing right now just isn’t working from a hair-management standpoint. As you can see from this video’s thumbnail image, his hair is just flying everywhere. Most of it remains contained in his bun, yes, but there’s like a halo of hair all around…

Joakim Noah 22 Points/Career-High 12 Free Throws Full Highlights (2/22/2019)

Joakim Noah hitting all twelve of his free throw attempts tonight has gotta be one of the most astounding statistical aberrations of the season. It’s not as aberrant as a theoretical situation in which Andre Drummond or DeAndre Jordan hits twelve of twelve, but the thing is, those are just theoretical situations. This is a…

Joakim Noah 19 Points/4 Dunks Full Highlights (2/9/2019)

I love the dead time between trades. Players have already left for their new teams, but the players received in return aren’t cleared to play yet. It’s a perfect opportunity for lesser-used bench players to step up and show what they’ve got, because, depending on the nature of the trade, there will be a lineup…

Joakim Noah 13 Points Full Highlights (12/7/2018)

Joakim Noah is back! I don’t if he ever really “left”, because he didn’t actually miss a whole season, but it had certainly been a while since we saw him. He had played actual minutes as recently as January last year for the Knicks, and we’re not even out of 2018 yet, so it’s not…

Joakim Noah 15 Points Full Highlights (12/31/2016)

Joakim Noah’s contract rightly catches a lot of heat for its length, its size, and its general awfulness. But we have to be fair to Noah: he’s playing better right now than he did last year, and he might even be better now than he was two years ago, so the contract could be worse….

Joakim Noah 14 Points/4 Free Throws Full Highlights (12/28/2016)

I don’t know why everyone is all of a sudden hating on Joakim Noah’s free-throw shooting form. I mean, they were doing it before, back when he was still good on the Bulls, but it seems like it has really ramped up lately. Just because Noah has a ludicrously huge contract with no hope of…

Joakim Noah 21 Points Full Highlights (12/19/2015)

What happened to Joakim Noah’s scoring this year? This game alone accounts for nearly 20 percent of his output! Did he finally inherit his father’s love of tennis, playing basketball only to pay the bills? Is he secretly lusting after some fair maiden, a maiden unattainable, causing his heart to ache and his play to…

Joakim Noah 18 Points Full Highlights (2/8/2015)

Showering after the win, Joakim Noah enjoyed the feeling of the hot water on his sore body. His uncontrollably curly hair, weighed down by the water, clung to his shoulders. Having such a large volume of hair was a nuisance sometimes, like when it was time to wash it, but other times, it was no…

Joakim Noah 18 Points Full Highlights (11/15/2013)

Are the Bulls better without Derrick Rose? This is a serious question. I’m not trying to hate or anything (hating a sports team or its players is ridiculous and a symptom of our conflict-driven society, but I’m rambling). I know it’s early in the season, but Rose has been absolutely awful, he’s getting outplayed by…

Joakim Noah Triple Double (11 Points, 13 Rebounds, 10 Assists) Full Highlights (12/18/2012)

Joakim “Headshop” Noah is widely regarded as one of the NBA’s best passing bigmen. He also enjoys recreational marijuana use. He likes passing the bong as much as he likes passing the rock. Against the Celtics he passed the rock 10 times to willing teammates, while also scoring 11 points and grabbing 13 boards, for…